Well seeing you're so fond of the truth let's start with soap dodgers shall we. I've lived in Aus and you guys fecking stink! Blame the hot weather and constant water shortages all you like but there's only 1 set if soap dodgers and they're all on that side if the globe.

Weter shortages?? lol
I've lived in England, constantly castigated for being late to work due to the fact i had to wait to have a shower, people i worked with really just didn't understand the need for a shower every day

I did also see an article not long ago where it stated that the British were the "dirtiest" people in the western world & bathed the least, it didn't surprise me..."SOAP DODGERS" lol

One shower a day? Jesus mate, I'm not surprised you guys stink!

Quote: Phuzzy "One shower a day? Jesus mate, I'm not surprised you guys stink!'" www.independent.co.uk/life-style ... 65854.html you really are a third world lot

Quote: Phuzzy "One shower a day? Jesus mate, I'm not surprised you guys stink!'" www.independent.co.uk/life-style ... 65854.html you really are a third world lot

says a racist "chain rattler"?
rlhttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/6099785/UN-criticises-Australias-treatment-of-Aborigines-as-racist.htmlrl

Gee, you're scraping the barrel now Cletus, the UN says eh??

coming from Britain?? lol racism?? I'd suggest you sort out you're own problems

you're the only country in the world that constantly uses "Glass" as a verb...violent, alcohol soaked, racist intolerant knobs

And you can't play Rugby League

Not British......and Australia is the most racist country I have ever visited....with an underclass of Boguns and wife beaters

We're far less racist than you knuckle draggers, you like to think of yourselves as a sophisticated country, but haven lived there for nearly 3 years i'm more than aware how the pure drudgery & depressed state of life turns people into violent alcoholics who like to blame foreigners for all the ills in their sad little lives

rlhttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-09/australia-is-becoming-a-more-racist-country-survey/8254592rl
rlhttps://www.amnesty.org.au/is-australia-rasict/rl
rlhttps://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/australia-is-most-comfortably-racist-says-daily-show-presenter-20130416-2hxg5.htmlrl
So your press, amnesty international and satirists think your racist, but you reckon Britain, one of the most multicultural countries in the world is more so?
Maybe it's just because you spent 3 years pulling pints in London rather than getting around and seeing it's cultural heritage that you think all Poms are alcoholic depressives, but the reality is that it's all that I'd expect from a bloke who's home nation has less culture than a pot of Yoplait.
rlhttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-15/hanson-speech-makes-racism-mainstream/7846430rl
Politicians making racism mainstream in Queensland
rlhttps://www.smh.com.au/national/new-aussie-antiislamic-party-guns-for-20-per-cent-of-the-vote-20150731-giol8k.htmlrl

The Brits may not be perfect, but by christ they're a vastly better educated and read nation than you lot....

Oh my!!...

Haven't you gone to some trouble

I'm obviously not going to go looking at your links but i did see "Hanson" mentioned once or twice, she'd be far too tame to get anywhere near your EDL, see, we have nothing like your racist institutions, we have nothing like your riots, we have nothing like your level of racism & you think Australia isn't also multi cultural? you hick

Less culture than a pot of "yoplait" lol .........whereas in actual fact we have one of the oldest continual cultures on earth, some of the oldest art on earth, oldest most diverse languages on earth, you really need some education son

All of which you denied existed or denied rights right to until the 1960's.....terra nullius...a process embraced fully by 'stralians for decades to steal land from the indigenous peoples. Ingrained racism....it's like mothers milk to you boguns.

who is "you"???

you veritable oik, you yokel

Its not like the British have treated indigenous peoples of former colonies with any kind of respect, you hillbilly

It was the British wot done it? ....your nation is made up of waifs and strays from Europe and the Middle East with the "ruling classes" either coming from convict stock or prison guards....and I repeat, I am not British!

what in gods name are you on about??? The British did "wot"???

Waifs & strays you say??? we have a ruling "class"?? whats all this "class" business??? A rugby league fan talking about "class"?? well i never

Not British eh?? I might not be Australian, i may not be white

The mystery deepens eh Cletus

Not much RL chat going on here now, "time 'gentlemen' please"!!