How spoiled have you been; years ago in the amateur leagues, players, coaches, species, refs and anyone available formed a line and combed the pitch prior to kick off to rid it of stones and glass. Oh happy days and grazed knees.

Bring on the internet gobes!

I'm curious about how many people you stop in pubs and tell them to shut up because they wouldn't say whatever they're saying to the face of whoever they happen to be talking about.

I say I'm curious, I couldn't actually give a fsck. We all know it's none at all.

Last year when Cas brought the wrong shirts for the game versus the Giants at the Shay Mathers was tweeting about the way everybody but Cas was to blame.

he is a softc*ck prat with a career that has been on the slide for years.

What a stupid post.

Firstly, what has my tolerance of pub tittle-tattle got to do with anything?

Secondly, the comparison bears no resemblance to what's being discussed.

Thirdly, who is we?

Finally, if you're so cool and insouicant about the whole thing, why post in the first place?

Ar5e.

Do you or do you not tell people in pubs that they wouldn't dare say what they're saying to the relevant person's face?

No you do not.

You do however say this to people on internet forums and tell them they're nothing but keyboard warriors.

Thick though you are I'm sure you see the point.

Internet gobes 1 Bren2K nil

I declare internet gobes the winners!!!

You wouldn't dare say that to my face, etc etc.

Try me. I'm 6ft 4 and 18 stones.

I think he was just dying to use the phrase....

It's not the size of the dog in the fight it's the size of the fight in the dog!

" your a big man , but out of condition". Michael Caine and Get Carter