Been told the St Helens Stobart Trailer made it all the way to Old Trafford and and then a freak gust of wind blew it's roof off

The Warrington Trailer was pulled up in Salford ...where the driver was found to be tapping up young players...he was immediately dispatched to the local hospital for a course of Hormone treatment ....as he had an usually high voice for a man of his age

And the Widnes one is owned by the council. They weren't going to have one at first but they started to cry and got their way in the end.

The wheels are expected to fall off the Castleford lorry around the mid-season mark.

The other 13 lorries will all moan that the RFL are secretly paying for the London Wagons diesel, as well as having it washed and waxed daily and letting it have extra Australian drivers....not forgetting giving it the OK to be parked in a Union garage.