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simpsons/PDT13.gif Brad Fitler "If the ref's decision decides your game. You haven't done enough prior."
Referees are like women, they make snap decisions and never reverse them.
[b]Littlerich wrote[/b] Widnes will be glad to get away from Leigh. They've been regularly pumped, roasted and left in the alley-way by the lobbygobblers. Talk about being bitched - what a torrid time they've had. They'll be looking for some A&E rest time for the next three years at least.:simpsons/PDT13.gif |
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| "What's happening? Somebody's been sent off! Sid Hynes has been sent off!"
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| Quote: MickeyMo ""He's a stepper, Ford ... he can step this boy, I tell ya"'"
"Bradford Northern player" - that whole commentary from Darrell Eastlake is a poem, especially with Jack Gibson as his co-commentator and Ray French on the sideline.
Also Ray French's 'Mal Meninga this 15 stone Brisbane policeman' is genius. Any variant that involves a players weight, height, occupation or amateur club deserves an honourable mention as well.
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| "Look at him go.Hes got more toe than a Roman sandal"
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7294.jpg This is history. This is history. Right here. Right now. This is history.
I thought it was Widnes?
[quote="BIGAL1"]All games are winnable, whats hard to understand about that.
Wakefield turn over a big club every season and i see no reason why Widnes can't do the same.[/quote]:7294.jpg |
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| Quote: Walshovski "Quote: Walshovski ""He's a stepper, Ford ... he can step this boy, I tell ya"'"
"Bradford Northern player" - that whole commentary from Darrell Eastlake is a poem, especially with Jack Gibson as his co-commentator and Ray French on the sideline.
Also Ray French's 'Mal Meninga this 15 stone Brisbane policeman' is genius. Any variant that involves a players weight, height, occupation or amateur club deserves an honourable mention as well.'"
On that theme it was drummed into me from an early age (a bit like the times tables) that John Holdsworth was from Kippax in West Yorkshire!
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| "The former Blackbrook amateur....."
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9387.gif Challenge Cup
1923/24, 1928/29, 1947/48, 1950/51, 1957/58, 1958/59, 1964/65, 1984/85, 1987/88, 1988/89, 1989/90, 1990/91, 1991/92, 1992/93, 1993/94, 1994/95, 2002, 2011, 2013
World Club Challenge
1987/88, 1991/92, 1993/94
Championship/SL
1908/09, 1921/22, 1925/26, 1933/34, 1945/46, 1946/47, 1949/50, 1951/52, 1959/60, 1986/87, 1989/90, 1990/91, 1991/92, 1992/93, 1993/94, 1994/95, 1995, 1998, 2010, 2013
Charity Shield
1985/86, 1987/1988, 1991/92, 1995/96
Regal Trophy
1982/83, 1985/86, 1986/87, 1988/89, 1989/90, 1992/93, 1994/95, 1995/96
Lancashire Cup
1905/06, 1908/09, 1909/10, 1912/13, 1922/23, 1928/29, 1938/39, 1946/47, 1947/48, 1948/49, 1949/50, 1950/51, 1951/52, 1966/67, 1971/72, 1973/74, 1985/86, 1986/87, 1987/88, 1988/89, 1992/93
Lancashire League
1901/02, 1908/09, 1910/11, 1911/12, 1912/13, 1913/14, 1914/15, 1920/21, 1922/23, 1923/24, 1925/26, 1945/46, 1946/47, 1949/50, 1951/52, 1958/59, 1961/62, 1969/70
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| Something along the lines of:
'The trickle of Saints fans leaving this ground has swelled into a river'.
Ray French, radio 5.
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| unless you're a saints fan, you're unlikely to remember this one, but it is my earliest memory of commentary from a match involving my team:
"Tony Burke!...he took everybody by surprise, I think including himself"
prize for anyone who can name the game and who scored the match winning try moments later
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| Definitely one of Waring's most memorable commentaries is his excitement at GB/Hull KR wing Young scoring that try against us Aussies in the 1967 1st Test at Headingley.
"Bill Holliday...watch the interceptions...oh he's got...can Young go past, can Young go, can Young beat Johns, can Young beat Johns...Ah he goes around the posts...for a bashing* try." (the last bit nearly one word)
Gets your blood up even as an Aussie...a truly great commentator despite, or perhaps because of, the attacks on him.
* still don't know what this means or whether it was "smashing"?
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33934.gif BLACK AND WHITES
East is East,West is West,
and never the twain shall meet.
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"I" said the sparrow "With my bow and arrow.":33934.gif |
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| Not rugby,but Julian Ryder commentating during a motorcycle race."Most riders have chosen a medium or soft rear tyre, but Corsa is riding with a hard on."
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simpsons/PDT13.gif Brad Fitler "If the ref's decision decides your game. You haven't done enough prior."
Referees are like women, they make snap decisions and never reverse them.
[b]Littlerich wrote[/b] Widnes will be glad to get away from Leigh. They've been regularly pumped, roasted and left in the alley-way by the lobbygobblers. Talk about being bitched - what a torrid time they've had. They'll be looking for some A&E rest time for the next three years at least.:simpsons/PDT13.gif |
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| Quote: rob_a ""What's happening? Somebody's been sent off! Sid Hynes has been sent off!"'"
From the same game
EW excitedly "HE'S IN, HE'S IN" then almost crying in to his mic "in touch" as another Leeds attack fails.
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22/03/2013
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| not rl but there was a good one from the world of cricket in the 80's.
brian johnson was commentating.
the batsmans holding the bowlers willey
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| Quote: Leyther_Matt ""The former Blackbrook amateur....."'"
They'll all be watching him, in the clubhouse...
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| A few from Raymondo....
"Every time we come to Headingley there is a dog on the pitch. Why oh why people bring dogs to Rugby games, I'll never know"
"And there we see the sad sight of Martin Offiah limping off with a broken finger."
"Well Joe, in today's game it's all about pasta and enzymes, when I played we only had a segment of orange".
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| Quote: richvanvoll "unless you're a saints fan, you're unlikely to remember this one, but it is my earliest memory of commentary from a match involving my team
Peter Williams?
One that's not been mentioned from the '88 tour, "Brick wall stuff there from Andy Platt!"
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| Aussie commentator... "He's like Banjo Paterson's dog, this fella" If I remember correctly they were on about Andy Leatham.
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