Darling.

Need your help on this one. We are in real strife. Our code is under threat.

Barry McKenzie believes our first three lines of defence are:

1. monitoring activity in Twickenham and attacking any build up of people wearing England Rugby jerseys.

2. ‘Vigilant M6 patrolling’ to intercept any invasion expedition and ‘destroy it in transit’ ... well at least before it gets to Keele services.

3. Counter-attack the enemy if he makes any grounds into Yorkshire or Lancashire, and particularly while he is engaged in the 'act of landing’.

I'll monitor the situation as it develops in the South East Darling. I need you to closely monitor the Wrexham situation. I only wish I'd seen this sooner. If only I had listened.

THE RFU DELIBERATELY PUT CELTIC CRUSADERS OUT OF BUSINESS AND SET UP THE NEW CLUB IN WREXHAM SO THEY COULD OUT FLANK US FROM THE WEST.

It's all falling into place. Gareth Thomas is a 5th Columnist. He never really left the Union.

my god.. and those sneaky b*stards almost got away with it.

Our way of life is under threat Darling.


Don't panic.

I stopped at that point given it was clear you were lying.

Union is your code, ARLT.

Nothing much to report yet Darling.

I popped out for a BLT and a latte about an hour ago though and I did see a bloke wearing a London Wasps jumper on the 211 bus heading towards Fulham.

Do you think he was a spotter?

He had some headphones in which may have been a transmitting device back to Twickers.

wow the quality of this forum is going down again

why cant we just discuss the nrl?

Play the game eels....my tounge was firmly in my cheek when I posted this and as it happens, the result means diddly squat anyway.....but the chance to rattle a cage ot two was too good to pass up

Yep, you aussies are on here more often.

I kid you not
belting down in the homebush area atm'"

I didn't assume that as I explained...especially without our finals teams involved or even the best runners in the game.

Don't misrepresent people because you haven't ever won an argument on the subject of rugby league.

You are about as useful as Mackenzie.

You should see them t0553r5 on planet yawnion giving it big time cause they have won a race.
The only problem with them guys now is that they should learn how to play TGG then they will be considered TRUE rugby players and not union ones.

I say let the rah rahs have it . Rugby is a game played and supported by private school educated whimps who can not remember the last time they won a game . Let them have it , it is all they have got .

It must be great as a footballing code to have your only win for 7 years in athletics...

lol