Strange then that the word NEW is missing from the signage in and around the ground

In my days as a season ticket holder at Welford Road, I saw the ball bounce into touch off a lovely clearance kick. Only it bounced at a right angle into a completely unsuspecting gent who had four pints (and was almost home and dry with them).

The first three rows of the section got showered in Tiger Bitter, and the gent had to go all the back to get a new four.

A few years back watching Aus v NZ at the dump called Loftus Rd. The ockers were stood behind their sticks waiting for a conversion to be taken when some numpty climbs over the barrier and attempts to tackle Willie Mason from behind, he just bounces off and lands on his , Willie just turns round and gives him a bemused look before before the stewards haul the bloke away.

Was it Stuart Fielden

haven't read the whole thread so apols is this has been on
1998 sheffield vs hull opening round of superleague that year. 2 sheffield mascots come on riding quad bikes - halfway down the back straight one lost control and crashed full pelt into the dugout and had to be carried off

Was playing in an U15 match and the ball exploded, sounded like a gunshot

Not RL, at Sheff Wed v Preston this year they had a talent contest at half time, this young girl sang on of Duffy's songs, alot of the Wednesday fans booed and she went off crying, thought it was quite funny

That was too funny. he fun I had with Sky+ on that occasion.

According to a book I have, It was either Johns mother or landlady.

HKR pre-season friendly - Rufus the robin larking about infront of the Salford fans he failed to spot a dust bin in his path and went a=blackrse over =blacktit then got up and made even more a fool of himself by pretending he did it on purpose.

It wasnt his night tbf because he fell on hs backside again whilst attempting a conversion in the HT challenge

Minnie Cotton, his land lady