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Quote: Marsdengiant "I am not being insulting when I point out that you are thick. I am being accurate. You are incoherent and you have difficulty expressing yourself. It isn't an Oz thing. I have many Aussie friends. They too would see that you are slow witted.

I love your schoolboy insults. If you should happen to be older than 11 yrs old and still need to call people 'slime of the lowest order' then you really do have a low IQ icon_lol.gif

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Quote: manly4ever "Atleast I keep you entertained not so much like you , boring as bat sh111t.
You have been very amusing.

That I have bored you accentuates my pleasure.

That you are bored yet have been compelled to keep replying makes it all the funnier.

More banjo boy icon_biggrin.gif

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Quote: Marsdengiant "You have been very amusing.

That I have bored you accentuates my pleasure.

That you are bored yet have been compelled to keep replying makes it all the funnier.

More banjo boy sleepy.gif

Gee! I just woke up and your putting me back to sleep again .You really are one boring individual ,how does your wife put up with you. icon_smile.gif

Keep it coming Dick tracy.
Actually will just leave Tracy out and call you Dick instead.
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Dick,I just read your post again coz I am half a sleep as you can imagine It's 6am here.It's just surprising to me that you have ozzie friends or any friends for that matter . icon_eek.gif icon_lol.gif

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Quote: Marsdengiant "Good hillbilly reponse. Obviously the dm character you have created would see the words i have written but not understand them. And he would not understand that people do not share his inbred views of the world. So he would indeed keep asking the same old questions. Its based in the model that some low IQ people have that if they keep asking the same question again and again then eventually they will hear the answer they want.

I am delight Johns got the boot. That he blubbed like a wimp on TV. I am more delighted that it gets up the nose of red necks. Sorry impotent little rednecks who cannot change what has happened. Now that is really funny.
simple question, why does this bother you so much?

perhaps the girl involved in the story was known to you perhaps?

thats the only thing that would explain the bitterness

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Quote: Marsdengiant "I am not being insulting when I point out that you are thick. I am being accurate. You are incoherent and you have difficulty expressing yourself. It isn't an Oz thing. I have many Aussie friends. They too would see that you are slow witted.

'"


Quote: Marsdengiant "

I am delight Johns got the boot.

i dont normally pick up on peoples grammer but if you are going to call others stupid then the bit in bold is really funny.

my 10 year old cousin has better grammer.

but then again hes an aussie so i expect him to have better ENGLISH skills than a pom.

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Quote: manly4ever "sleepy.gif

Gee! I just woke up and your putting me back to sleep again .You really are one boring individual ,how does your wife put up with you.
Still compelled to reply - despite being bored icon_biggrin.gif

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Quote: dally messenger "i dont normally pick up on peoples grammer but if you are going to call others stupid then the bit in bold is really funny.

my 10 year old cousin has better grammer.

but then again hes an aussie so i expect him to have better ENGLISH skills than a pom.'"


This post is the best example yet of the dally messenger character being utterly thick. Well done.

First the rather desperate attempt at a riposte 'delight' rather than 'delighted'. The ommission of 'ed' is meant to indicate a lack of intelligence.

Then the comedy gold"i dont normally pick up on peoples grammer but if you are going to call others stupid then the bit in bold is really funny."

Anyone with a modicum of intelligence can see the author is on the slow side.

Failed to use a capital I. Does not know that it should be don't. Does not know that it should be people's. And then the funniest of the lotgrammer'. icon_lol.gif

To emphasise your stupidity you use the word 'grammer' again. (You couldn't make this up).

Anyone can make a mistake. However you cram so many into just 3 sentences.

Does your 10 year old cousin have better 'grammer' or 'grammar'?

You keep finding new ways to show how dopey dally messenger really is.

Keep it up banjo boy. eusa_clap.gif

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Quote: Marsdengiant "Still compelled to reply - despite being bored icon_lol.gif .

I'm part of the boys ,having fun fun picking up hot looking girls.While your're surrounded by 4 walls and full of books.What a dull and boring life you must have.

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Quote: manly4ever "Dick. You're probably one of those people that sits in the corner of a library all day reading the bloody dictionary.Nothing can be more absurdly sad and boring as that .While on the other hand I'm part of the boys who likes to go out in the town drinking,getting vexed, pick up,dancing,gang banging,
Still compelled to reply - despite being bored icon_biggrin.gif

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Quote: Marsdengiant "Still compelled to reply - despite being bored

I could go on all day,but some people have to go to work and make a living,while others sit in the corner of the library pulling themselves.

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Well said eccleshill - the people who count who judge Johns' behaviour aren't armchair fans but major sponsors, who don't want their products associated with p*ss poor behaviour.

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Quote: Marsdengiant "This post is the best example yet of the dally messenger character being utterly thick. Well done.

First the rather desperate attempt at a riposte 'delight' rather than 'delighted'. The ommission of 'ed' is meant to indicate a lack of intelligence.

Then the comedy gold"i dont normally pick up on peoples grammer but if you are going to call others stupid then the bit in bold is really funny."

Anyone with a modicum of intelligence can see the author is on the slow side.

Failed to use a capital I. Does not know that it should be don't. Does not know that it should be people's. And then the funniest of the lotgrammer'.
the irony.

you calling other people stupid then having to be lectured on the english language.

hilarious.

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Quote: manly4ever "Dick. You're probably one of those people that sits in the corner of a library all day reading the bloody dictionary.Nothing can be more absurdly sad and boring as that .While on the other hand I'm part of the boys who likes to go out in the town drinking,getting vexed, pick up,dancing,gang banging,
isnt it funny an aussie lecturing a pom on the english language.

jeeze how many things have we taken from england that we are better in

at least in english people still associate that with their country

when people think of RL, they think of the NRL.

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Quote: BrisbaneRhino "Well said eccleshill - the people who count who judge Johns' behaviour aren't armchair fans but major sponsors, who don't want their products associated with p*ss poor behaviour.'"


so soccer in australia has no major sponsors, or RU or AFL.

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Quote: dally messenger "isnt it funny an aussie lecturing a pom on the english language.

jeeze how many things have we taken from england that we are better in

at least in english people still associate that with their country

when people think of RL, they think of the NRL.'"
Some of these poms are so jealouse how successful we're in RL terms. And "YET" they're the "finders" of this great game and yet we're million miles ahead of them that must really get on thier ing nerves and Mr Dick himself can't handle it icon_lol.gif so then he comes on here with all the jargon bull on how bad our grammar is and how thick we're caus that's all he knows if they can't win a battle .

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