He was a big lad, a powerful lad; I remember he played his amateur rugby at Wigan St Pats.

And yes, RHP galloping about the pitch, breathlessly panting his way through platitudes during breaks in play, is embarrassing; aside from that, the BBC coverage was excellent.

St Pats & Blackbrook (last syllable said like you're gargling phlegm) provided every forward Ray ever commented on. Fact.

Tulsen tollet seems pretty good though.