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45452.jpg [i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in,
You take your Brownie out,
You put your Bennett in,
And you make it to the 8,
You do the Oki Chokie,
And you get knocked out,
Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t]
[quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
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| Quote: JB Down Under "I actually thought Reg was quite funny at times. Nothing like a good Aussie parody to take the pish out of ourselves!'"
Reg was mildly amusing inititally but he soon got boring and left most people wanting to pop over to Willoughby and push his face through a blender.
Bit like 'Dally Messenger' on here does really only he never quite achieved the 'amusing' part.
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| Really loved his old stuff but the footy show really lost the spark when the big man left last season, Matty Johns leaving later on in the season really killed the footy show off.
Reggie was quality stuff though, got plenty of laughs out of the DVD's. Wish him all the best, seemed to get a real raw deal out of the whole sex scandal thing, great to see such a top personality back on his feet.
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45452.jpg [i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in,
You take your Brownie out,
You put your Bennett in,
And you make it to the 8,
You do the Oki Chokie,
And you get knocked out,
Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t]
[quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
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| Quote: Paul_J "Really loved his old stuff but the footy show really lost the spark when the big man left last season, Matty Johns leaving later on in the season really killed the footy show off.
Reggie was quality stuff though, got plenty of laughs out of the DVD's. Wish him all the best, seemed to get a real raw deal out of the whole sex scandal thing, great to see such a top personality back on his feet.'"
I admit Matty Johns got a bit of a raw deal over the whole rooting business.
But for every 1 person who was sorry to see him fall there were 2 who were happy about it.
And thats just within the 9 Network
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| Quote: Serge A. Storms "Top bloke - a guy who had such a low opinion of his wife and kids that he took part in gang bang with a host of other players!!! - this subjected his wife and kids to ridicule and social exclusion - like you say top man!!!
It is true what they say about some Australians - more culture in a petri dish.'"
Yeah, a top bloke who made a mistake.
I guess you haven't made one?
Your parents certainly did...
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| Quote: Barry_McKenzie "For the good of Aussie telly NEVER EVER watch anything this unfunny talentless jerk off Matty Johns ever makes for channel 7.
He has always been about as funny as a severe kicking to the knackers by Willie Mason wearing a pair of steel toecapped King Gee workboots'"
If it were you on the other end of the boot, who wouldn't wet themselves laughing?
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| Quote: Paul_J "Really loved his old stuff but the footy show really lost the spark when the big man left last season, Matty Johns leaving later on in the season really killed the footy show off.
Reggie was quality stuff though, got plenty of laughs out of the DVD's. Wish him all the best, seemed to get a real raw deal out of the whole sex scandal thing, great to see such a top personality back on his feet.'"
Well said.
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| i loved the way matty johns didnt give up his team mates whilst the media destroyed him
the shame of it all, a man having s*x with a girl who openly bragged about bedding a number of sharks players at once
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23521.jpg [quote="Tarquin Fuego":3e09qe5x] I love Jamie and have done since he was 10 years old. [/quote:3e09qe5x]
[quote="The Reason":3e09qe5x]Hi Andy
The Rugby Football League are in the process of reviewing the video that you are referring to. We do not condone behaviour of this nature and have contacted the player’s employer, Hull F.C., who have confirmed that they are dealing with the incident under their club rules.
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| Quote: dally messenger "i loved the way matty johns didnt give up his team mates whilst the media destroyed him
the shame of it all, a man having s*x with a girl who openly bragged about bedding a number of sharks players at once'"
I hated how the news papers mis quoted his wife when she commented about her.
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| Quote: Sheldon "I hated how the news papers mis quoted his wife when she commented about her.'"
weve had unfair media like that since the SL war.
its getting better though
the big advantage is because johns got sacked from nine, we will get another RL program to watch and 7 will be more interested in covering RL.
the way johns was discriminated against was a disgrace
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icons077e_files/5454-3678dentheman-msnicons.jpg Your job is to say to yourself on a job interview does the hiring manager likes me or not. If you aren't a particular manager's cup of tea, you haven't failed -- you've dodged a bullet.:icons077e_files/5454-3678dentheman-msnicons.jpg |
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| Quote: EA "Yeah, a top bloke who made a mistake.
I guess you haven't made one?
Your parents certainly did...'"
No - a mature adult who has put his weak attitude before that of feelings for his wife and kids and put both through something no caring husband or father would ever do - mistake no he knew exactly what he was doing - bet he never told his missus at the time?
You thought it was OK because the girl said yes - real macho that
Then to an Australian being seventh man in on a helpless girl is what you consider real man stuff -
You are joke - but then your posts have exposed that anyway
Get back to using your right hand - games on TV in a day
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icons077e_files/5454-3678dentheman-msnicons.jpg Your job is to say to yourself on a job interview does the hiring manager likes me or not. If you aren't a particular manager's cup of tea, you haven't failed -- you've dodged a bullet.:icons077e_files/5454-3678dentheman-msnicons.jpg |
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| Quote: dally messenger "i loved the way matty johns didnt give up his team mates whilst the media destroyed him
the shame of it all, a man having s*x with a girl who openly bragged about bedding a number of sharks players at once'"
Yet another - the shame is that a mature married man has subjected his wife and kids to national ridicule - but that is of course beyond you comprehension?
Wow he didn't give his mates up - he should never have been there in the first place
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9857_1341488583.jpg WEST COAST PIRATES
NRL expansion? Sometime soon, maybe......:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_9857.jpg |
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| he had consentual sex with someone, its hardly a hanging offence and hardly the first time some married guy has played away from home. Not that it is right but given Ch9 are happy to employ his druggie brother I think the way they treated him was poor. Hearing the tales of the girl invovled it wasn't the first group experience she had had so I wouldn't feel to sorry for her as some sort of victim.
Bacl to topic I hope it is a success and concentrates on Footy rather than some sad skit show like the Footy Show has become.
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you think im biting at that poor trolling you idiot!
that was a reply to ER, not you JB
yours was a fair reply
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30950_1311692142.jpg Don't regret the rules I broke, when I die...
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| Matty Johns is like the mate you have who sometimes makes you laugh real hard and sometimes makes you think what the hell are you doing.
I like a lot of his funny stuff. A former Roosters Junior once said that what Johns did with that woman was seen as "team building".
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29107.jpg gutterfax wrote:
Union has EVERYTHING to do with what league does.
Codarmysaint wrote:
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| Quote: Serge A. Storms "Top bloke - a guy who had such a low opinion of his wife and kids that he took part in gang bang with a host of other players!!! - this subjected his wife and kids to ridicule and social exclusion - like you say top man!!!
It is true what they say about some Australians - more culture in a petri dish.'"
Well maybe he likes to mix the porridge, none of your or my business.
And she certainly didn't mind a cream pie or two, after all, she bedded a few ALL Blacks the night before.
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