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| Quote: Damo-Leeds "www.croydonguardian.co.uk/sport/5035847.Matt_James_quits_Quins/
I feel sorry for anyone who has to move from up north down to London.'"
what a big girls blouse, its hardly like he's moved to the ends of the earth is it!
and you can feel sorry all you like, i've just moved back to london because i got bored of my home town (leeds) having gone back for 6 months. a single (i presume james is), sportsman with more money than most in his backpocket, how is he not enjoying the london life!?!?! |
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[quote="dally messenger":1gysl9ow]was watching an nfl doco. on one of their teams and they used the term bomb to describe those long high passes from quaterback to running back and i think gibson took that idea, realized you cant throw the ball forward in RL and adapted it to a "bomb" kick we have[/quote:1gysl9ow]
[quote="eels fan":1gysl9ow]You poor poor obsessed fat ex vichyballin potato thieving stoaway.[/quote:1gysl9ow]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_6679.png |
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Didn't impress me at all anyway, thought he was a poor signing, but then many of our signings have been poor lately (some have linked it to Tony Rea no longer doing the recruitment). I doubt he was being paid much, it's not as if other SL clubs were beating down his door, and Brian M has a bit of a reputation as a disciplinarian, so maybe he just thought life will be easier back in the lower leagues up north?
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[i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in,
You take your Brownie out,
You put your Bennett in,
And you make it to the 8,
You do the Oki Chokie,
And you get knocked out,
Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t]
[quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
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I think its more down to the London Harlebroncos being a woeful employer than actually living in London.
I quite like it here. Maybe those players out to kick back down the Walkie with Barry McKenzie and mates. We would show them a side of London they will never have experienced before
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| Quote: Kelvin's Ferret "Didn't impress me at all anyway, thought he was a poor signing, but then many of our signings have been poor lately (some have linked it to Tony Rea no longer doing the recruitment). I doubt he was being paid much, it's not as if other SL clubs were beating down his door, and Brian M has a bit of a reputation as a disciplinarian, so maybe he just thought life will be easier back in the lower leagues up north?'"
Rumoured to be signing 1-year deal at Cas. |
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[quote="dally messenger":1gysl9ow]was watching an nfl doco. on one of their teams and they used the term bomb to describe those long high passes from quaterback to running back and i think gibson took that idea, realized you cant throw the ball forward in RL and adapted it to a "bomb" kick we have[/quote:1gysl9ow]
[quote="eels fan":1gysl9ow]You poor poor obsessed fat ex vichyballin potato thieving stoaway.[/quote:1gysl9ow]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_6679.png |
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| Quote: Barry_McKenzie "Maybe those players out to kick back down the Walkie with Barry McKenzie and mates. We would show them a side of London they will never have experienced before'"
Wading through puke at the Church perhaps? Watching Mullett headed idiots trying to consume 4 pint jugs on their own and then having their so called mates desert them at bus stops? Picking up females who are too drunk to know better? ......
I have seen more culture in a tub of Ski than in the Walkabout |
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Quote: Damo-Leeds "www.croydonguardian.co.uk/sport/5035847.Matt_James_quits_Quins/
I feel sorry for anyone who has to move from up north down to London.'"
Perhaps he feels the need to get away from people like this eh, Damo?
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Quote: Damo-Leeds "www.croydonguardian.co.uk/sport/5035847.Matt_James_quits_Quins/
I feel sorry for anyone who has to move from up north down to London.'"
Perhaps he feels the need to get away from people like this eh, Damo?
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[i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in,
You take your Brownie out,
You put your Bennett in,
And you make it to the 8,
You do the Oki Chokie,
And you get knocked out,
Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t]
[quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
NEW COMPETITION COMING SOON!! YOU COULD BE THE NEXT BARRY McKENZIE!! WATCH THIS SPACE!!
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| Quote: gutterfax "Wading through puke at the Church perhaps? Watching Mullett headed idiots trying to consume 4 pint jugs on their own and then having their so called mates desert them at bus stops? Picking up females who are too drunk to know better? ......
I have seen more culture in a tub of Ski than in the Walkabout'"
Yup.
Thats why we drink there
The Reddie is a good day out too
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He's not as good as Sargent, Jackson or Huby, if you sign him as a squad player he might go fine, our problem is we have far too many of these filler players at the moment. Actually it would be nice if you could let us borrow Sargent for the rest of the season? |
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| Quote: Kelvin's Ferret "He's not as good as Sargent, Jackson or Huby, if you sign him as a squad player he might go fine, our problem is we have far too many of these filler players at the moment.'"
I'd also suggest he isn't as good as Higgings, but Matterson could always play him in the halves. |
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[i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in,
You take your Brownie out,
You put your Bennett in,
And you make it to the 8,
You do the Oki Chokie,
And you get knocked out,
Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t]
[quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
NEW COMPETITION COMING SOON!! YOU COULD BE THE NEXT BARRY McKENZIE!! WATCH THIS SPACE!!
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| Quote: Kelvin's Ferret "He's not as good as Sargent, Jackson or Huby, if you sign him as a squad player he might go fine, our problem is we have far too many of these filler players at the moment.'"
So how are things down the moon these days mate?
Anyone actually turning up to watch?
I met a bloke the other day who ALMOST came to the Storm warm up game the other weekend but he decided to hit the Walkabout instead for 'Snakebite Sunday'
He is an AFL fan but
I think I might come and watch a Quins game before I go back to Oz.
What will be the best one?? |
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| Quote: Barry_McKenzie "So how are things down the moon these days mate?
Anyone actually turning up to watch?
I met a bloke the other day who ALMOST came to the Storm warm up game the other weekend but he decided to hit the Walkabout instead for 'Snakebite Sunday'
He is an AFL fan but
I think I might come and watch a Quins game before I go back to Oz.
What will be the best one??'" you p!!s taker you  |
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[i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in,
You take your Brownie out,
You put your Bennett in,
And you make it to the 8,
You do the Oki Chokie,
And you get knocked out,
Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t]
[quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
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| Quote: j.c "you p!!s taker you ![]()
No??
Im serious.
I have been in London for a while now but have never come to the moon for a Quins game.
The only time I ever went to the Stoop was for the Australia v NZ 4 nations game last year. That was a pretty good night but probably only due to all the Antips there.
I hear a 'Quins experience' is pretty ordinary but I think it's something I really ought to try once before I go home to the Sutherland shire
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| Quote: Barry_McKenzie "
I hear a 'Quins experience' is pretty ordinary but I think it's something I really ought to try once before I go home to the Sutherland shire'"
You wouldn't like it. Why don't you do what most Ockers do when living in London, buy an old Wallabies top off ebay and pretend you're big on your rah rah? |
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