A lot longer, as that would make you a citizen.


I might go, depends if the exchange rate improves.

Australia has virtually no culture and certainly doesn't have the best "Sheilas", food or anything else listed above, although it does have some excellent beaches - especially in remote areas.

Here's an idea for you all.

My mate from college a couple of years back went on holiday to aus, met a bird then decided he liked it in Perth.
What did he do? got married in no time and they couldnt kick him out. Nice long term VISA; Back of the Net!
Them aussie chicks are overweight and desperate, use it to your advantage.

True Story

I'll be heading over East to catch some games. Wish they'd get the venues finalised so i can start planning!

If you want to see some more of the country can recommend Manchester - Dubai - Perth on Emirates. Few days in WA (some amazing natural scenery) to get over the jet lag then you can get a flight over East for around 100quid. ps you might pick up a fat (or fit if your really lucky!) chick as well and get to stay forever!

so they dont have RL players in england?

yeah probably right on that one

Singapore Airlines is definitely the way to go...

Just got back from Thailand and Thai Air has slipped a lot.

Fly via Singapore if you can.

The name fits in the description!

Anyobdy want to pay for a companion to come along to the 2010 four nations?

You are obviously joking along with Dico below.

All of the English "ladies" look like bleached blonde pasty faced scrags that have a drug habit and swear like troopers.

The English word Slappers seems to sum up most that I have seen.
How many English girls would look good on the beach?
They would call green peace and roll them back into the Surf.

The only good thing about australia is some of the landscape and the weather (in their winter, which is slightly better than our summer).

Some of the landscape is breathtaking.

Noe of this has much to do with the people though (although they were generally very very friendly to be honest).

The place has not culture or history really, apart from the aboriginals.

We may be a dull wet island but we have a heritage to be proud of.

I went with singapore airlines.

think it was 16 hours to singapore, a stop there then 8 hours from there to brisbane.

I ate a chicken burger in singapore got food poisoning and was ed the rest of the journey.

I have been to America many times and most Americans across the board are overweight.

Florida is nearly part of Cuba isn't it?
In the North they look like Jaffas walking around where they have spent more than they should on rub on tans to look Orange.

No culture has a monopoly on good lookers, there are good and bad from everywhere, the point I was making that many English girls seem to think the "cheap, tacky and drunk" look is the way to go.
May work for some but I guess I am old fashioned.

How does that make your life better?
What went before you makes no difference to what you do today, unless it gives you some sense of worth?
The heritage Britain has had is being eroded at a greater rate of knots to the point where in two generations it will barely be taught or acknowledged.
England today is nothing like it was even 30 years ago.
Immigrants and American culture has made England a far different world than it was when kids were reading Enid Blyton novels.

Those Seppo sheilas are either extremely good looking or extremely over weight and hideous in my opinion. There doesnt seem to be a 'Miss Average' in the good ol' US of mudderfunkin' A