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Quote: Grendel "Fighting a losing battle there Smokey. What are soldiers trained to do? What, ignoring your usual mealy mouthed sophistry, is their main, base, purpose? What are the rifles, the bullets, the grenades, the rocket launchers, the tanks etc etc etc all for when it all comes down to it?

Whether I, an anonymous messageboard avatar posts, for poetic license or for my own amusement post some words that you have never heard your soldier friends (yeah right, YOU have friends) use, proves nothing. But then on these boards nothing much proves anything. It's all abuse (from you
mainly).

HOWEVER, for all i know you COULD be king Ferdinand of Spain. It's unlikely though. There are hundreds of thousands of soldiers and ex-soldiers. There is only one King Ferdinand and although I am no Royalist, I am CERTAIN he is not as thick, as bittchy or as, frankly, unfunny as you are.

story of the sad little trolls life

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Quote: vikingsmurf "well, you clearly are.
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I can only ask you again. In what way?
Quote: vikingsmurf "no thats not what i said AT ALL. I said i was not bragging about being hard, which you insisted i had (when i clearly havent). nowhere have i said i am 'not hard'. I wasnt even ''bragging about being hard' in the first place.
so glad we have sorted that. '"
So you are neither hard, nor not hard? A strange kind of Human Schrodingeresq paradox. What are you then hard or not hard? Are you challenging Ryan Bailey because you think you have a realistic chance of beating him or because you know he will kick your ass?

Quote: vikingsmurf "
well, i believe we have just cleared that one up. the basis of your question is not only incorrect, its an outright fabrication.
'"
My question is a fabrication? no, its quite a real question.
Quote: vikingsmurf "that is actually so insulting and over the top it really doesnt deserve a response. '"
And as such Im sure your not going to respond
Quote: vikingsmurf "But what i will do is ask this '"
ooops
Quote: vikingsmurf "Are you into sadism?'"
no, not really.
Quote: vikingsmurf "Do you have some unresolved 'daddy' issues where needlessly beating people with pedantry,'"
yes, my 'Daddy' used to beat me with dictionaries. If i was really naughty he would take out the thesaurus.
Quote: vikingsmurf "misquotes and outright fabrications on message boards gets you off?'"
what can I say, we all have our own little peccadilloes.
Quote: vikingsmurf "Do YOU like hospital food? Do YOU have a bad case of small man syndrome? '"
No. Its one of a number of reasons I dont wish to challenge Ryan Bailey to a fight.
Quote: vikingsmurf "what is it about you that makes you want to put yourself into a position where you will be intensly disliked by those whose posts you respond to with the aforementioned pedantry, misquotes and fabrications? Its natural human instinct to try and find something better to do, or simply not do it in the first place so im interested to find out why you go against it?'"
I think its funny, and if your going to do idiotic and nonsensical things like challenge Ryan Bailey to a fight for no real reason, im going to mock you and wind you up.

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Quote: PHIPPS "story of the sad little trolls life

Means a lot coming from you Barry.

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Quote: SmokeyTA "I can only ask you again. In what way?
So you are neither hard, nor not hard? A strange kind of Human Schrodingeresq paradox. What are you then hard or not hard? Are you challenging Ryan Bailey because you think you have a realistic chance of beating him or because you know he will kick your ass?'"


It's "Schrodingeresque" you illiterate twonk! With an "e" at the end.

(BTW Smokey, why are you obsessed with Ryan Bailey's ass?)

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i will admit, my initial comment was a little ill advised, given that its sometimes difficult to communicate tone in writing. it was more tongue in cheek than anything, but it seems certain people just have difficulty interpreting things (waits for indepth and pedantic linguistic analysis of my first comment).
nonetheless and to get back on topic it is blindingly obvious that Ryan Bailey was a vewy bad ickle boy the other night.
any attempt to justify this dyfunctional thugs behaviour is futile.
now, i shall follow the natural human instinct to find something better to do and crack open a bottle of meade, hit the back garden and drink it from my brand new viking drinking horn.

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Quote: Grendel "Fighting a losing battle there Smokey. What are soldiers trained to do? What, ignoring your usual mealy mouthed sophistry, is their main, base, purpose? What are the rifles, the bullets, the grenades, the rocket launchers, the tanks etc etc etc all for when it all comes down to it?'"
Soldiers are trained to do many, many things. Which is why it is obvious you arent and never have been a soldier.

Quote: Grendel "Whether I, an anonymous messageboard avatar posts, for poetic license or for my own amusement post some words that you have never heard your soldier friends (yeah right, YOU have friends) use, proves nothing. But then on these boards nothing much proves anything. It's all abuse (from you
mainly).

HOWEVER, for all i know you COULD be king Ferdinand of Spain. It's unlikely though. There are hundreds of thousands of soldiers and ex-soldiers. There is only one King Ferdinand and although I am no Royalist, I am CERTAIN he is not as thick, as bittchy or as, frankly, unfunny as you are. icon_wink.gif ) and there hasnt been a King Ferdinand since the 1830's If he was as thick, bittchy or frankly unfunny as me, or maybe somebody sat pretending to be a soldier on a rugby league message board, it would just be confusing for all involved.

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Quote: Grendel "It's "Schrodingeresque" you illiterate twonk! With an "e" at the end.'"
Its neither. Its not a real word. I just made it up. If I want to spell it Schrodingeresq I can do.

Quote: Grendel "(BTW Smokey, why are you obsessed with Ryan Bailey's ass?)'"
I havent mentioned it once?

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Quote: vikingsmurf "i will admit, my initial comment was a little ill advised, given that its sometimes difficult to communicate tone in writing. it was more tongue in cheek than anything, but it seems certain people just have difficulty interpreting things (waits for indepth and pedantic linguistic analysis of my first comment).
nonetheless and to get back on topic it is blindingly obvious that Ryan Bailey was a vewy bad ickle boy the other night.
any attempt to justify this dyfunctional thugs behaviour is futile.
now, i shall follow the natural human instinct to find something better to do and crack open a bottle of meade, hit the back garden and drink it from my brand new viking drinking horn.'"
icon_wink.gif there you go. You almost covered it up aswell.

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oh yet another gush of quotes. really i do have better things to do. but please, if responding to this makes you happy then go ahead. its increasingly clear you do not have anything better to do. But i will not be reading it.
and your not winding me up. it would take a lot more than you have got. goodbye now. icon_cheers.gif

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Quote: vikingsmurf "oh yet another gush of quotes. really i do have better things to do. but please, if responding to this makes you happy then go ahead. its increasingly clear you do not have anything better to do. But i will not be reading it.
and your not winding me up. it would take a lot more than you have got. goodbye now.
Mate, go pull teeth out, its less painful

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Quote: Gahan "Everything?

You mean the little push to the chest?'"

Yes. I mean the fact that Brown is up, gobbing off, pushing, and acting in an aggressive manner. Did he deserve to be punched? probably not. Was he helpless or innocent? certainly not.

Does saying he was 'pulled up and punched' infer something very different to what happened? yes

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Apologies for the delay in response Smokey, I was handed a snack and food will always take precedence over any of your self-serving pedantic drivel.

Schrodingeresque (or more appropriately hyphenated to read Schrodinger-esque) can be a real word, even if it's not one used very often. And before you Google it, yes i know there is an umlaut missing. I don't know how to type one.

Also you are wrong. I WAS a soldier. Not ever involved in combat, but I was one. You may not believe me, but then, your opinion is slightly less important to me than bacterial reproduction around volcanic vents on Jupiter's moon Titan.

Yes correction about Ryan Bailey's ass. Your obsession seems to be with Vikingsmurf's ass. (Does Lawrie know about this?)

Anyway, the first coat of my painting has dried, so I'm off to do the next one now.
Hey' it's just occurred to me! Despite what other posters say, posting responses to you IS marginally more interesting than watching paint dry. XD

'byeeee.

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I gave up posting where Smokey is - mainly due to the fact he is crashingly dull.

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Quote: Redchemic "I gave up posting where Smokey is - mainly due to the fact he is crashingly dull.'"


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Quote: Grendel "Apologies for the delay in response Smokey, I was handed a snack and food will always take precedence over any of your self-serving pedantic drivel.'"
Apologies accepted.

Quote: Grendel "Schrodingeresque (or more appropriately hyphenated to read Schrodinger-esque) can be a real word, even if it's not one used very often. And before you Google it, yes i know there is an umlaut missing. I don't know how to type one.'"
It can be, but it isnt.

Quote: Grendel "Also you are wrong. I WAS a soldier. Not ever involved in combat, but I was one. You may not believe me, but then, your opinion is slightly less important to me than bacterial reproduction around volcanic vents on Jupiter's moon Titan.'"
So then you arent a trained killer. And not trained to be a killer.

Btw. Bacterial reproduction around the volcanic vents on Jupiter's moon Titan would likely be the most important thing to ever happen as it would be proof of life on other planets.

Quote: Grendel "Yes correction about Ryan Bailey's ass. Your obsession seems to be with Vikingsmurf's ass. (Does Lawrie know about this?)'"
Im guessing he can read so.......probably? Why do you keep insinuating there is something homo-erotic going on here? and Why is it a bad thing?

Quote: Grendel "Anyway, the first coat of my painting has dried, so I'm off to do the next one now.
Hey' it's just occurred to me! Despite what other posters say, posting responses to you IS marginally more interesting than watching paint dry. XD

'byeeee.'"
Bye, try not to kill anyone.

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