Wigans would deliberately ram other lorries off the road.
Huddersfields would race out in front but break down halfway.
Catalans would be bigger than everyone else's and make a different noise.
Londons wouldn't know where home was.
Hull KR's would be foreign.
Hull FC's would be stopped by police.
Saints' would go like mad but always break down just short of its destination.

Salfords would be the truck with nothing on it as they don't have a marketing department.

Saints would be a flat bed

A rail depot in Barking where Fruit & veg from Spain is dropped off.

nothing in the south of France

Thanks.

Will Salford be sharing their truck? Saleford City Sharks?

What's the betting it'll spend most of the time straddling the hard shoulder, its headlights will be on the blink and it'll be overtaken by little box vans on lobby runs.

Witty but a bit cruel given that Wigan also share their ground with a soccer team.

As do Hull, Halifax and Leigh.

Not really cruel, was only a joke.

Catalans could have a red lorry, yellow lorry

Did someone ask for a lolly?

And Huddersfield.

and Leeds Rhinos and St. Helens......usually in October