I bet he'd fetch a decent transfer fee

Warrington's dog loving coach Anthony Smith has expressed interest, though Pearce has expressed a desire to join Joel Monaghan.

Bad news for everyone else - he's only interested in Rovers apparently.

can only really end up at canterbury

And they called it...

Awww, shame for the lad ....

an easy mistake to make ....

his Mam said "Come in at 9"

He thought she said ...

C** in a K-9

All joking aside, I'd love to see him at Salford. With Wayne Pearce as his dad he's certainly got a great pedigree, chum.

I'm sure somebody will paws for thought before taking the lead on this and getting him in a team to win-a-lot. He'll bowl somebody over after he's had a flea put in his ear. I'm surprised the police aren't feeling his collar on this one...although they would be barking up the wrong tree.

Come on guys, don't let this Topic Rot while yer trying to think of something clever to say

I came here looking for decent debate. Seems I was barking up the wrong tree...

who'd have thought all those Golden Monaghan puns could be Retrieved .

What an over-reaction; I mean, who hasn't gone to a party, pretended to bum a dog then pi$$ed their pants while someone films it?!