please quote where I have offered a fight



I'm awaiting an apology

You're in for a long wait lickle man.



Perhaps you can set Bailey on me too.



He's a trained roogbeh player. I'm a trained killer (for all you know).

Wouldn't a ref deal with it by on reports and showing cards if he did all those things as bad as you say?



Yes he winds opposition players up but if you think he is the only player in Super League to do that then you do need to open your eyes a bit more

failure to answer a [usimple[/u question duly noted

The Chances of Bailey being a trained Rugby player are 100%. The Chances of you being a trained killer are minimal.



The Chances of you being a trained killer and talking about it on an RL message board are even lower.



In fact, the chances of you not being overweight and sat masturbating in your own faeces right now arent particularly high.

Oooh caps to add emphasis. Well since you put it THAT way....



Go play with yourself.



Read my words again. I said that you tried to pimp out Bailey for a fight. You tried to use his apparent hardness because he plays rugby to intimidate VS. A mealy mouthed cowardly threat if ever I saw one.



Interpret it how you wish, respon how you wish. you are an angry internet coward and you are getting no apology.

Takes time to type a longer answer, chickenhawk.



Being impatient doesn't make you "the winner" you goon.

Soooo ... ad hom, ad hom, ad hom



Bitchy sort aint'cha.



Is a soldier a trained kiiler? Yes

Are there soldiers and ex-soldiers on this board? Yes

Could I have been a trained soldier? Yes, but not that I could prove to a snidely little beeatch like you.

Did I put the "for all you know" in parentheses for a reason? Well DUH!

Did you figure out that reason? Clearly not.



are you a bum buddy to Lawrie? I'll let others decide.

Again, Where did I say that?















oh dear.....







in what way am I a coward?





I've not made any "I could fight that rugby player as he is soft" sort of statements

anyhow back to Brown,



is this a major sign of weakness?

Here

that is actually so insulting and over the top it really doesnt deserve a response.

But what i will do is ask this

Are you into sadism? Do you have some unresolved 'daddy' issues where needlessly beating people with pedantry, misquotes and outright fabrications on message boards gets you off? Do YOU like hospital food? Do YOU have a bad case of small man syndrome? what is it about you that makes you want to put yourself into a position where you will be intensly disliked by those whose posts you respond to with the aforementioned pedantry, misquotes and fabrications? Its natural human instinct to try and find something better to do, or simply not do it in the first place so im interested to find out why you go against it?

Smokey TA .... pwned! (as the young folks say)

no, they are soldiers.

id expect so.

If you were trying, describing Soldiers as trained killers probably isnt the way to go. Every member of the armed services I know would never describe themselves as a 'trained killer' and would be offended if you did so.

I could be a trained killer, and the king of Spain (for all you know)





Would there be any negative connotation to that?

Fighting a losing battle there Smokey. What are soldiers trained to do? What, ignoring your usual mealy mouthed sophistry, is their main, base, purpose? What are the rifles, the bullets, the grenades, the rocket launchers, the tanks etc etc etc all for when it all comes down to it?



Whether I, an anonymous messageboard avatar posts, for poetic license or for my own amusement post some words that you have never heard your soldier friends (yeah right, YOU have friends) use, proves nothing. But then on these boards nothing much proves anything. It's all abuse (from you

mainly).



HOWEVER, for all i know you COULD be king Ferdinand of Spain. It's unlikely though. There are hundreds of thousands of soldiers and ex-soldiers. There is only one King Ferdinand and although I am no Royalist, I am CERTAIN he is not as thick, as bittchy or as, frankly, unfunny as you are.

story of the sad little trolls life

I can only ask you again. In what way?

So you are neither hard, nor not hard? A strange kind of Human Schrodingeresq paradox. What are you then hard or not hard? Are you challenging Ryan Bailey because you think you have a realistic chance of beating him or because you know he will kick your ass?



My question is a fabrication? no, its quite a real question.

And as such Im sure your not going to respond

ooops

no, not really. yes, my 'Daddy' used to beat me with dictionaries. If i was really naughty he would take out the thesaurus. what can I say, we all have our own little peccadilloes.

No. Its one of a number of reasons I dont wish to challenge Ryan Bailey to a fight. I think its funny, and if your going to do idiotic and nonsensical things like challenge Ryan Bailey to a fight for no real reason, im going to mock you and wind you up.

Means a lot coming from you Barry.

It's "Schrodingeresque" you illiterate twonk! With an "e" at the end.



(BTW Smokey, why are you obsessed with Ryan Bailey's ass?)

i will admit, my initial comment was a little ill advised, given that its sometimes difficult to communicate tone in writing. it was more tongue in cheek than anything, but it seems certain people just have difficulty interpreting things (waits for indepth and pedantic linguistic analysis of my first comment).

nonetheless and to get back on topic it is blindingly obvious that Ryan Bailey was a vewy bad ickle boy the other night.

any attempt to justify this dyfunctional thugs behaviour is futile.

now, i shall follow the natural human instinct to find something better to do and crack open a bottle of meade, hit the back garden and drink it from my brand new viking drinking horn.

Soldiers are trained to do many, many things. Which is why it is obvious you arent and never have been a soldier.



It would be interesting if was King Ferdinand of Spain. And I am also certain he is not as thick bittchy or frankly unfunny as any one, anywhere. Considering my name is King Juan Carlos of Spain (for all you know

) and there hasnt been a King Ferdinand since the 1830's If he was as thick, bittchy or frankly unfunny as me, or maybe somebody sat pretending to be a soldier on a rugby league message board, it would just be confusing for all involved.

Its neither. Its not a real word. I just made it up. If I want to spell it Schrodingeresq I can do.



I havent mentioned it once?

there you go. You almost covered it up aswell.

oh yet another gush of quotes. really i do have better things to do. but please, if responding to this makes you happy then go ahead. its increasingly clear you do not have anything better to do. But i will not be reading it.

and your not winding me up. it would take a lot more than you have got. goodbye now.

Mate, go pull teeth out, its less painful