Nothing will ever beat Dale Cardoza, not even Marcus Bai or Michael Platt (although I'm not offering odds on Platt before anyone asks).

we had a woman streaker at the jjb a few years ago, i remember it quite well actually- half time, absolutely boring game and on comes this woman and she runs from the east stand all the way across to the west stand- then the stewards gave her her clothes back and she returned to her seat!

Ronnie the Rhino taking on the two Halifax mascots at the Shay one year. Right fight, Ronnie knocked one their heads right off. We didn't see him at away games much after that.

Also when the guy that used to be Ronnie left to become Bull Boy, just before the 2002 cup game at Valley Parade, cue chants of "Judas" as he ran out on to the pitch. Taking the rivalry abit too far with that one. I seem to remember it as a news article on Look North the day of the game or something, which is how the fans found out.

If he wasn't playing for Leeds at the time or you're not a Leeds fan, then Calderwood going over the line against London a few years back at Headingley, only to decide to go for a better angle and proceeding to run into touch.

When we were playing at Griffin Park, absolutely red hot day, the half time entertainment didn't seem to be much craic.

So a member of this forum and a member of Redvee (who is a Saints fan obviously) decided to makes things a bit more interesting. Jumped onto the pitch and started running around the stewards who didn't seem to be making too much effort to get hold of him.

I think he then proceeded to glide past one of the stewards with a brilliantly timed kick over his head, and then jumped back into the stands.

Stewards were sent into the Saints end looking for him for the next 10-15 mins whilst he was hidden in the middle of the fans as they tried to hide him from the stewards.

First game this season away at Saints, a man ran onto the pitch after a try was scored with a sign (that said something like "I love you <insert name here>"icon_wink.gif the stewards were just walking toward him, but then he charged infront of the away stand, jumped up in the air and scored a try with his piece of card.

Our fans just started cheering until he was caught...

Both against HKR at New Craven Park:

Martin Offiah trying to have a fight with KR prop forward Mally Beal.

From around 89/90 season against Oldham, when Charlie McAllister was injured (broken collar bone I think), and the St John's people dropped him right off the stretcher behind the sticks south side.

Leigh v Barrow 79 ish 2nd division decider, bottle thrown from Barrow ' fan' at Des Drummond, scuffle errupts in terrace and a battered Barrow fan is thrown over the fence to the police, it was the Barrow real fans who battered him.

Mate at Odsal watching Bradford v Leigh East, game delayed due to fog, everybody in pub near ground much the worse for wear come kick off, Mate falls about 10 yard down the terracing with his hands in his pockets after overbalancing.

Kenny Green headbutting Dave Chisnall as the players walked off at HT, ref was already in the tunnel.

Rivetts pass at the Salford v Leigh GF.

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