It seems we're now putting up with three muppets in the commentary box because the idiots have been joined by Cummins.

Stevo says he definitely got his fingertips to that when the Widnes players hand never got within 18 inches of the ball

Daft Eddie says Ben Jones Bishops knocked on when he clearly didn't,
Way to miss an opportunity to talk positively Eddie, stead of calling a great kick he ruins the moment by being negative for no reason

Cummins says BJB a missed it and then got it down when he clearly grounded it first time.

Then Stevo starts waxing lyrically about someone's feet!

FFS if they didn't exist you couldn't invent these buffoons because no one would believe them.

All true. Still, a reasonably entertaining game so far. Widnes look short of ideas without Brown, Salford looking OK as long as they can keep their discipline.

Just turn the sound off, put some music on & have a beer - it works for me .

Have a beer and drape towel over the screen. That works too. After a fashion.

For Rangi Chase's next trick. He punches an elderly deaf person in the face.

Nah, even in his old age Stevo'd ave him.

Sick of hearing about Widnes' injury problems. Wakefield are down to 18 fit players, in fact we are so desperate we've called Lee Gilmour out of retirement and trying to get him up to fitness.

did Widnes have injuries ? can't recall anyone mentioning it !

We've always got loads injured after the first few roads of the season, it happens every year. next home game their on about filming the first few scenes of casualty.

Will "The good Doctor" be happy
Has Phil Clarke backed Salford
I wonder if they're pleased for Iestyn Harris
How big are Pattersons feet
Do you think Widnes are missing Kevin Brown

Mrs Patterson is a lucky lady.

You would have thought Eddie would have mentioned Salford are 4th......

If only we could tempt Andrew Voss over.

The Sky commentary always focus on negatives and 'controversial' incidents. Mix in a healthy dose of repetition, then add a full drop of ex-referee and we're left with a fine Northern mess.

I actually cancelled my Sky Sports subscription because, apart from it paying Premiership footballers inflated wages, I can't take Hemmings atrocious excuse for commentary seriously anymore.

If all you subscribe to Sky for is the RL, there are plenty of places you can get live streams online. Turn the speakers off on your laptop, job's a good 'un.

Great hit on Paddy Flynn, definite try saver.