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There is no need and no possible reason to even hint at criticism the goddess of broadcasting. But he has eusa_naughty.gif

www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/20 ... aralympics
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what a helmet

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the only interesting part of that was learning that she is the voice of sainsburys self scan system (i doubt even that is correct)

other than that a load of twaddle! lose clare balding from most sports she presents including ours, you will lose plenty of viewers


after receiving a tweet from clare herself, she confirmed she isnt the voice of self scan, lazy journo strikes again

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Jealousy is a terrible thing. He aspires to reach the heights that Clare is already at. As mentioned earlier he is a helmet.

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Quote: number 6 "the only interesting part of that was learning that she is the voice of sainsburys self scan system (i doubt even that is correct)

other than that a load of twaddle! lose clare balding from most sports she presents including ours, you will lose plenty of viewers


after receiving a tweet from clare herself, she confirmed she isnt the voice of self scan, lazy journo strikes again'"

I think the sainsburys thing was supposed to be a little witty joke by Kelner, but since it sounds sod all like Clare Balding and is a really really sh|t joke, I'm not entirely sure.

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The Guardian is just a negative rag for left leaning imbeciles. Rather like the Daily Mail and Express are depressing rags, albeit in their cases aimed at the intellectually challenged women of middle England.

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It's useful when writing pieces like that, to have a point.

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I don't think he ever insinuated Balding was the voice at the checkout, as she isn't mentioned for another 6 or so paragraphs!

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Rugby League, an "alien sport" so sayeth Mr Kelner....eebygum, the crap we have to put up with eusa_wall.gif

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Quote: Miro "Rugby League, an "alien sport" so sayeth Mr Kelner....eebygum, the crap we have to put up with
He means 'alien' to Clare, which it was to be fair.

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Kelner regularly talks up RL in this column and in his appearances on Fighting Talk. Maybe people should read things properly before yet another knee jerk reaction.

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[quote="dally messenger":1gysl9ow]was watching an nfl doco. on one of their teams and they used the term bomb to describe those long high passes from quaterback to running back and i think gibson took that idea, realized you cant throw the ball forward in RL and adapted it to a "bomb" kick we have[/quote:1gysl9ow] [quote="eels fan":1gysl9ow]You poor poor obsessed fat ex vichyballin potato thieving stoaway.[/quote:1gysl9ow]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_6679.png



Quote: t-r-i-n-i-t-y "Kelner regularly talks up RL in this column and in his appearances on Fighting Talk. Maybe people should read things properly before yet another knee jerk reaction.'"

This!

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Having read it, I can't see what all the fuss on here is about, (1st paragraph aside), says basically she's a great presenter, researches things well and has worked hard to get where she is.

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I think he's spot on.
There's no doubting her knowledge or desire for the sport, I just wish she'd relax a bit.
You could imagine having a conversation with her, and leaving to wonder what you'd done to annoy her.

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