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British rugby and footy fans have some pretty good terrace humour, I reckon. Some of it highly politically incorrect of course, but still good.
Without wanting to go too 'offside' here, what are the best efforts you've heard?
Was always amused by the Simpsons-referencing Wire chant about Graham Appo:
"He's quick, he's smart, he runs the Kwik-e-Mart,
APPO! A-PPO!"
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North Stand chants at Leigh are legendary !!!
*& very, very, naughty*
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[quote="Frank Zappa":1sacjrvf]Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.[/quote:1sacjrvf]
[quote="The_Enforcer":1sacjrvf]Most idiotic post ever goes to Grimmy..... The way to restart should be an arm wrestle between a designated player from each side.[/quote:1sacjrvf]: |
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Jamie Jones
Jamie Jones
Jamie, Jamie Jones
He's got no song
Coz his name's too long
Jamie Jones-Buchanan
Posh Spice is a slapper
She lives on beans and rice
And when she's s******g Beckham
She dreams of Leon Pryce
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Bulls fans singing about ex-Leeds Chev Walker
"He used to be sh*te, but now he's alright"
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Let’s all shop at Tesco’s whilst throwing thousands of Tesco carrier bags on to Central Park was my favourite. When a supermarket saved Wigan from going bust lol
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| Leigh fans to Wigan's "I'd rather be a pastie than a pie "  |
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| Quote: Steph Curry "Let’s all shop at Tesco’s whilst throwing thousands of Tesco carrier bags on to Central Park was my favourite. When a supermarket saved Wigan from going bust lol'"
Remember that well, bags tied Together and strung across the stanchions.
May be same day as Jamie Mathious outrageous prop forward dummy and try. |
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Remember some song leeds away at Hull (possibly sharks days) something like “your crap just like harbour lights” Flopped Nick Berry tv comedy drama.
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I think we have 4 or 5 songs just about poor old "Wiggin"
To the tune of The Adam's Family ......
They're dirty & they're smelly
They come from Ince & Whelley
They can't afford a telly ......
The Wigan Family !!!
*other lyrics contain reference/inference to Wigan family incest* & so forth.
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I do like the one Salford had for Kopczak (no idea whether his other clubs used it)
To the tune of Top Cat
Kopczak!! The boy from Eccleshill
Kopczak!! His name is hard to spell
We know it starts K-O-P-C
What comes next we think it's a Zee
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| You've got six fingers, we've only got five from the Trinity fans to our friends at the Jungle |
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The best is still “you’re just a fat Robbie Savage” at Eorl Crabtree.
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'Rectum of Wigan'
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Who let the Dogs out was a classic sung to the ginger Aussie who played for Wire !!!
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