I think Thomas Johnathanstone might be the full version.

Fully aware that he has been dead for a long time and hasn't played for 60 years but as i am an enthusiast of rugby league history, the great Frenchman Puig Aubert was actually born in Germany.

I don't regard rugby league as a silly game. You should get out and watch a few games while you still have your eyesight.

Having a good German team available would boost the credibility of a future World Cup.

I meant your silly game of using full names. But you knew that, didn't you?

Andy Hoggins of Oxford is a current German international. Believe he was born there.

I believe Angela Merkel played a couple of times for Batley in her pre-chancellor days.

Gerhard Schröder is a die hard Hull KR fan.

Hans Inatdaruck is a name I hear a lot on Sky's commentary.

Herr D'heitackle?

Dale Fritz?

Nein