Every minute matters I'm told

Wrong forum, posters.

Go to the Salford forum where, today, we have enough trolls to make the Norwegians envious. So join them in your happy Azeroth.

This is hyperbole to the highest order. It was a washout, that's about it. We have them from time to time.

It is starting to look like Salford was sold a lemon when it bought Kevin Locke. He was injured when he left NZ. He is still injured. Note his pathetic attempt, under no pressure, to catch a high kick.

Little Mason Caton-Brown apparently doesn't know how to tackle a bigger opponent.

Gareth Hock is a thug. He always was. He always will be. He deserved a red card. He doesn't give a toss about the team.

The starting Salford halves had no idea how to break through the St Helens defence. Rangi Chase is in his twilight years.

Only the French boy Theodore Fages, coming off the bench, looked like he had the enthusiasm and guile to score.

Marwan Koukash has assembled a team of mostly rejects, under a dud coach, that seems destined for the middle eight.

Based on last night's performance, Salford's contests with the serious teams seem like they will be very difficult to watch.

The traditional folk tune "who ate all the pies?" was solved last night though.

Scott Taylor is your culprit.