Should be but I bet it ain't

What?? you support the smellys, live in Warrington and say you've got a job???? If you have, I bet it's in Manchester down the old Canal Street wearing leather chaps with no backside to them.

And they remember what they saw? Fair play to them - you should pair one of them up with Tomkins and go on Blockbusters. They'd clean up.

Stop embarrassing yourself. My eldest definitely remembers particular games and specific players. There will be lots of posters on here who's kids are exactly the same.

Calm down, I wasn't seriously suggesting that he went on Blockbusters with Tomkins - he's bound to pick up bad habits from the Wigan fullback.

Oh, and you could also try not talking life/yourself/the internet quite so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.