Ticket on a London bus, When was the last time you were in the Smoke

Clearly since you.

You put £2.20 in a machine at a bus stop and hey presto...as if by magic... out one pops.

Use it within one hour though.

Surely you mean you put £ 2.20 in a machine and nothing happens for 20 mins . Then out pop three , one after the other . Sorry couldn't resist

It only took you 1 post!!!!!

You must be effing loaded. Never heard of Oyster?

take the chip out of the card, stick it on the end of a magicians wand

it rocks

Out of credit sadly. And I'm not geared up for auto top up.


Get one of the limited edition William and Kate ones if I were you. People are flogging them on ebay for £20 already...without any credit on them.

You can buy a new one from ticket offices with a tenner on it for £15. Use the credit and then sell the card.

What would getting rid of Quins actually achieve?

It would mean people from the areas where Rugby league is traditionally played don't have to travel to London thereby saving them money and also reducing their carbon footprint.

We all need to do our bit for the environment.

Don't you usually post that no-one attends these matches? So, these dumb northerners travelling to London don't actually make it to the ground then?

The M40 is littered with the carcasses of dead horses and abandoned carts. They don't seem to make it any further than Oxford services.