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Alex Murphy said of Kevin Ward, 1986 Challenge Cup Final "he`s got a look of Barney Rubble"
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Similarly, Brian's first stint as in journalism was as a touchline reporter for some local BBC tinpot station. Commentator asked him how it was on the touchline - Brian's reply was "I'm freezin me nuts off". Said in his Irish accent, it was hilarious.

Later on, commentator spied a subsitution and asked Brian to elaborate. Brian's reply was "I don't know I can't see a thing." Commentator asked him what he meant and he replied "Put it this way, Paul Anderson's just stood up right in front of me, and when you got a man 'dat soize' in front of you, you wouldn't be able to see a thing either"
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You've gotta love Brian Carney
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[i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in, You take your Brownie out, You put your Bennett in, And you make it to the 8, You do the Oki Chokie, And you get knocked out, Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t] [quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t] [quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t] [quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t] NEW COMPETITION COMING SOON!! YOU COULD BE THE NEXT BARRY McKENZIE!! WATCH THIS SPACE!! Barry McKenzie can be contacted at aussielegendbaz@gmail.com:45452.jpg
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Quote: Ant80 "You've gotta love Brian Carney'"


You reckon?

I reckon he has got to be the most irritating bloke who ever tried to speak into a microphone

And his presenting style is that wooden when I saw him interviewing Terry newton (on that incredibly popular video site that none of us must ever mention) I thought I had tuned into a programme about the forestry commission by mistake.

It sounds like he is reading from his notes verbatim.

'So-terry - oi - know - its - hard- ter- talk- ahbite- but -tell -us -ahbite -whoi -yer -took -dose- droogs'?

What a clown

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The older I get, the better I was Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ kirkstaller wrote: "All DNA shows is that we have a common creator." cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan:2051.jpg
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That prick Steve Ryder interviewing Jonathan Davies, Immediately after Wales's semi-final defeat to England in the 1995 RL World Cup.

Ryder: "Jonathan, after such abrilliant performance, why are you even considering going back to Rugby Union?"

Davies" "'cos it's fooking easier"
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Quote: Barry_McKenzie "You reckon?

I reckon he has got to be the most irritating bloke who ever tried to speak into a microphone

And his presenting style is that wooden when I saw him interviewing Terry newton (on that incredibly popular video site that none of us must ever mention) I thought I had tuned into a programme about the forestry commission by mistake.

It sounds like he is reading from his notes verbatim.

'So-terry - oi - know - its - hard- ter- talk- ahbite- but -tell -us -ahbite -whoi -yer -took -dose- droogs'?

What a clown


Just thank your lucky star's that Ben Ikin isn't commentating anymore they might as well dressed him in a Brisbane Broncos cheerleader's outfit. And yes it is that traumatic
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