unless you're a saints fan, you're unlikely to remember this one, but it is my earliest memory of commentary from a match involving my team:

"Tony Burke!...he took everybody by surprise, I think including himself"

prize for anyone who can name the game and who scored the match winning try moments later

You've gotta love Brian Carney

You reckon?

I reckon he has got to be the most irritating bloke who ever tried to speak into a microphone

And his presenting style is that wooden when I saw him interviewing Terry newton (on that incredibly popular video site that none of us must ever mention) I thought I had tuned into a programme about the forestry commission by mistake.

It sounds like he is reading from his notes verbatim.

'So-terry - oi - know - its - hard- ter- talk- ahbite- but -tell -us -ahbite -whoi -yer -took -dose- droogs'?

What a clown

That prick Steve Ryder interviewing Jonathan Davies, Immediately after Wales's semi-final defeat to England in the 1995 RL World Cup.

Ryder: "Jonathan, after such abrilliant performance, why are you even considering going back to Rugby Union?"

Davies" "'cos it's fooking easier"