Rugby Selections in England

Quote: 10940 "I once asked the coaches of the English Rugby Union and Rugby League sides if they had a particular strategy for deciding which players were more suited to being in the forwards or the backs. they both agreed , when we get them we make them run around in a forest. The ones who run in to the trees, we make into forwards. The ones who run around the trees are backs..........VERY typical.
It's funny because I was talking to the Australian Rugby League coach and he told me how they decide on positions for players over in the Southern Hemisphere:

Deficating in a corridor = Prop forward (Nate Myles)
Urinating in Public or on a member of the public = Second Row or the halves (Willie Mason, Cooper Cronk, Brett Finch, Todd Carney)
Fighting = halves (Tim Smith)
Stumbling round drunk half naked in a hotel corridor = Coach (Brad Fittler)
Alleged assaults against women = Could play anywhere but by showing such an interest in their country's tradition and heritage almost certainly means they have the class to represent their country (Greg Bird, Greg Inglis, Brett Stewart, Darius Boyd, Karmichael Hunt, Sam Thaiday, Dane Laurie, Joel Thomson, Jake Friend)

If you want to post stupid comments, there is always actual facts that make Australians look more stupid than their English counterparts. Now give it a rest, it's STUPID, I wish I wasn't so fed up with Aussies coming on here having a go at the English and could treat it with the contempt it deserved by not replying at all. Let's put it to rest and start talking about Rugby League, I know it's the off season but surely having a go at each others' countries and players really doesn't help anyone.