So did Fred West.

Are you bonkers? My 2 boys have both been going to matches since they were 2! My eldest who is now 13 had favourites in order: Robinson, Farrell, Radlinski, Richards. You do the maths! He would also tell you he loved Langer, and he'll tell you why! It was due to the ball steal on Tommy Martyn. He was about 2/3 when he saw that!

and joseph fritzel

Fred was the innocent one in my opinion.

What?? you support the smellys, live in Warrington and say you've got a job???? If you have, I bet it's in Manchester down the old Canal Street wearing leather chaps with no backside to them.

Homophobia has no place on RLFANS.com.

And they remember what they saw? Fair play to them - you should pair one of them up with Tomkins and go on Blockbusters. They'd clean up.

Stop embarrassing yourself. My eldest definitely remembers particular games and specific players. There will be lots of posters on here who's kids are exactly the same.

Calm down, I wasn't seriously suggesting that he went on Blockbusters with Tomkins - he's bound to pick up bad habits from the Wigan fullback.

Oh, and you could also try not talking life/yourself/the internet quite so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.