I've got one titled: Meet Rohan Smith, in which it says they're pleased to announce a fans forum . This has a 'click here' link to book your place.

The link opens a new page with a blurry pic of Rohan and place to enter a password, helpfully ready filled with the words - Password required. There is also another box to click if you need a password. This actually just enables you to ask for one, which I have done. Hopefully they'll get back to me.

Seems a weird way to ruin a raffle.....

It's only the bloody tealady. Imagine the fuss they'll make when they get some fit young thing in to distribute the cups.

...and I've now found the second email in my spam box - sodding computers!

badoom tssssh

Heard it from the Tealady's mouth herself that we will be boosting profitsnext year by upping the cost of tea by 25p. So as not to deter the punters however the 25p will be for the cost of the cup and you won't be told about it until after you have bought it. Not sure where she got the idea but it seems like a wizzard wheeze.

i also heard they are going to boost profits by using rain water for the stand roof

Nigel Wood stepped in and says we can only charge an extra 20p per cup so that it doesn't exceed 11.11111111%

HMRC have contacted the tealady asking if she has the returns for 2015 in her tea urn as nobody can find them

There has been a lot of speculation regarding where I get my info from and I can confirm that I am the Tealady's dad. I can also confirm that she has signed up for the forthcoming season (despite being on the brink of the first tea at Cas) although she will be using the Tesco Value brand.

She did indeed say she was happy to stay but now Andy Clarke has got her a deal with Sale Sharks. More money and she only has to make tea as brother Phil will make the coffee

Have to admire the tealadys resolve during these past few months.

Kept her head down and battled on.

Wonder what favours she did with the administrator to not be replaced by a vending machine

We wouldn't know. Bradford supporters drink in Cue Gardens. That's why we went bust, ask Marc Green

Marc Green wanted all his money back he spent on cups of tea for the last 2 years, Tealady said she had already spent it on a new handbag so that was that.
The Administrator had to confiscate the handbag and give it to the RFL as part of unpaid rent! Just go's to prove the the RFL are just a load of handbag swinging
(word deleted by the Mysterons to preserve RFL integrity )