Can't find a direct quote on the "needing therapy" bit. This was relayed to me second hand so might be inaccurate.

Hulking great Yorkshire git with an inability for tact, or even for forming coherent sentences. He's not an administrator he's basically a farmer.

Farmers are grafters, with superb organising and planning skills coupled with integrity and a sense of stewardship. Not overpaid self-agrandising shysters.

Does he not realise that whilst on it's knees there is still a professional RL is still being played in England. Typical of the cretin to give up the job half done.

Walked before he was pushed more like.

Good point. I've promoted him above his abilities.



Sounds a lot like a certain baton-passing mop.

"Maggot farmer" more like.

Nothing to do with Yorkshire he is from Cumbria

Completely agree. IMG would have forced him and his crew out. We could appoint an oven chip to be replace him and the oven chip would probably do a better job.

Ralph Rimmer with some more comments this time on the Fijian squad.

Still think you are doing an ‘impeccable’ job Ralph?

If that had been a player or a coack saying that they would be doen the road. What a

Alerered to dude. Should have said D**ck head.

To be dealt with through "Education". RFL white board and pointy sticky thing (not that) out:

Lesson 1: You are allowed to think these things.

Lesson 2: You can say these things within the RFL and in certain public houses.

Lesson 3: As a public figure, you CANNOT publicly voice these things.

Lesson 4: If your minions get you off the hook for your words, you moron, you MUST wave through large pay increases for all of us before you finally and belatedly f**k off! Do it bitch!

Lesson 5: You are not the late Duke of Edinburgh and no youth award schemes will be named for you!

“The Ralph Rimmer Award” does have a ring to it for the AVN Awards!