Saturday 26th December 2015
SOFTCOCK PREMIER LEAGUE
Stoke v Man Utd H 2:1 - (for a bonus point, Van gaal sacked, Mourinho appointed.)
Aston Villa v West Ham H 2:1
Bournemouth v Crystal Palace D 0:0
Chelsea v Watford H 4:0
Liverpool v Leicester H 2:1
Man City v Sunderland H 2:0
Swansea v West Brom D 2:2
Tottenham v Norwich H 2:0
Newcastle v Everton D 1:1
Southampton v Arsenal A 0:2

My predictions for round 2. Got them in just before the deadline luckily.

The scores are in for the girlieball round.

Congratulations to debaser for an all-correct round, brilliant stuff. I have unfortunately had to disqualify the entry, since although debaser sent his entry in in time on his planet, sadly due to (I presume) time dilation and wormholes, it didn't land on the RLFannies server until Sunday. Harsh I know, but sometimes I have to be.

Scores achieved, and RAB Factor points awardedhttps://i.imgur.com/P8ZHGz6.png" >

Don't forget the deadline is looming for entrants for Round 3, which is developing into a sizzling battle. Literary genius. Who knew?

What!!!! It's an outrage. I can't be held responsible for technical failure. I forgot what a complete fix this game is. That's two years in a row that I have been shafted.

BTW, where is tigertot? Skiving tw*t.

I spent ages typing in my entry for the next round, then went to check the meaning of floccinaucinihilipilification and by the time I got back on, the writing was gone. That is a genuine excuse. I can't be bothered typing it in again.
Needless to say, it was amazing.

And seeing as I was robbed on the last round I should have some points on this one.

Especially seeing as tigertot, my so called team mate is about as much use as a chocolate teapot.

And by the way, Ferocious aardvark is a very lovely man.

I'm back, been in the Lakes for a week without access to a PC but access to plenty of water. Currently trying to track down my 87 year old Mum lost somewhere between Romania & Luton.

Which lakes?

I've been on dry land for a week is a more specific address than "the lakes"....

Them big ponds in Cumbria.
Mum located in a taxi north of Luton.

Ah, yes - good to hear your mum has found a job with the taxis, best she hangs on to it as they're not too easy to find these days. A Mum with 'the knowledge'! I'm impressed!

I demand a drugs test.

Right, your papers have been returned from marking by Salman Rushdie and the following scores have been awarded1. TEAM SPECTRE

RAB FACTOR 2015 - ROUND 4 (SEMI-FINAL)

I did you a picture quiz. All you have to do is what RL person or RL place is in each of the 20 pictorial clues.

Could it be any easier?

This is a TEAM effort and so what I want from each team is a single list from 1-20 with your final answers. So it will need some form of communication between you and your massive. Which seems to have been sadly lacking in certain quarters to date but I blame the captains, easily the most feckless and ineffective in the competition's history. They need to get a grip and produce their rods of iron.

Of course, if you are stupid, you will post your answers and then people will copy them. If you do that is your own stupid fault. Especially if you get any good ones. What I need is the Captain of each team to message me with your final list of answers by the deadline, which is 21https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v154/boiledvark/___RAB15-questions_zpsoqo4ubfs.jpg" >

How comes our score is not amended for the non submission by Roger? Bloody fix this.

See rule 37(2)(b)

I cannot be d TBH.