Could be in for a surprise victory. Apparently the HKR team have been spotted at Mway services stuffing their faces with BurgerKing.

They could probably poison themselves with Polonium and still beat us.

How do you determine what a fat jockey is?

Any Jockey over 7stone.

Rochdale beating Oldham puts them now on 9 points, 11 ahead of us.

Currently we are 4 behind Dewsbury, 8 behind Swinton, with Rochdale and Oldham now surely out of reach 11 points ahead.

Every pub near me is showing the f**king football.

Bentley at centre rather than Halahifi, thank goodness

Hallas at hooker, with Peltier at loose as we go for size in the pack. Moore on the bench so presumably not fully fit.

Well 0:0. That's as good as it's going to get all game.

Or maybe not...

We're going to batter these. Who are they, anyway?

6-0 to Bulls

Try Bentley Goal Thomas

Frankly, its one way traffic, and not in the way we expected...

I'm in the pub having to watch football and reading the score on twitter. Have been assured the Bulls game will be ok after this. Hurry up!

It's on.
Wahay. COYB.

How exactly is this a sell out? There is no one there.

Here we go

KR in for a try, converted and its 6-6