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| Quote: vbfg "Best player in the league by miles and I'm joint last. How do I submit a transfer request?
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There is no "I" in "TEAM" and it's a team competition. I liken you to Lionel Messi if he played for Crewe Alexandra.
You might consider telling your shrinking violet team-mates that you know where they live ...
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Others/combustable.gif Red Amber and Black Fantasy Rugby League Champion 2012.
By far the most sensible posts on this thread have come from mystic eddie. - copyright Ewwenorfolk 09.04.2013
Aye, and Eddie is hinting at it too. And, as we all know:
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| Quote: Ferocious Aardvark "There is no "I" in "TEAM" and it's a team competition. I liken you to Lionel Messi if he played for Crewe Alexandra.
You might consider telling your shrinking violet team-mates that you know where they live ...
He has a fair trek if he want to come and sort me out!
Maybe he can just get Roger twice and that will do?
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| Quote: Pumpetypump "Round 2
Saturday 26th December 2015
INSECT BATTLEDROME PREMIER LEAGUE
Stoke v Man Utd A 1-2
Aston Villa v West Ham A 1-2
Bournemouth v Crystal Palace 2-2
Chelsea v Watford H 1-0
Liverpool v Leicester A 1-2
Man City v Sunderland H 3-1
Swansea v West Brom 1-1
Tottenham v Norwich H 3-1
Newcastle v Everton A 1-2
Southampton v Arsenal A 1-2
Round 3
Matt Orford gazed down morosely at the shrivelled Parsnip in his hand. Despite a near fevered bout of scopperloit endeavour, he had come to realise that coaxing life from his lying, contract ignoring wang was the preserve of a nihilarian. It died the day he’d walked out on the Bradford Bulls and no fervent manipulation had been able to resuscitate his stricken Knight. He would have to face the facts; Sir Percy was dead. He lifted his eyes to the mirrored ceiling, cheeks burning with shame. From that angle you could have been forgiven for being unaware that he was a vile portly dwarf with zero scruples, but in his heart he knew that no quirk of reflection could truly disguise his myriad flaws.
He sighed deeply and begin to pace his room in his underpants, around the foot of the bed, past the chest-of-drawers, beyond the blackened area he called ‘Carvell corner’ where he burned his contracts, and back to the bed. He picked up a Rugby League magazine and idly flicked through the pages until his interest was piqued by a two page article about Airships and blimps. He smiled quizzically at the strange notion of a blimp with a face and sat down on the bed in confusion. On closer inspection, the article was in fact a two pager on Nigel Wood. A mistake which Orford, normally one to self-flagellate, forgave himself for.
The general consensus was that any man who’s marketing genius extended to re-naming a Rugby League team “Blue sox” was widdiful and ill-equipped to look after a cat let alone the RFL, but to Orford there was something about that enigmatic smile that pleased him; An allure he could not deny about Nigel’s startling resemblance to a pork pie with limbs. Without realising that his hands had once again strayed, Orford had begun to windmill in a widdershins fashion and to his surprise Sir Percy had risen from the dead. Could it be that walking out of contracts was not in fact his first love? Could it also be that his floccinaucinihilipilification of his sickly protuberance was premature? As his arms pumped viciously like the pistons of an onanistic steam train, he bellowed with great lamprophony “I love you Nigel Wood”.'"
Wow
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| Quote: thepimp007 "Wow'"
Yeah I know, but I honestly think Villa can keep West Ham to 2.
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| Saturday 26th December 2015
SOFTCOCK PREMIER LEAGUE
Stoke v Man Utd H 2:1 - (for a bonus point, Van gaal sacked, Mourinho appointed.)
Aston Villa v West Ham H 2:1
Bournemouth v Crystal Palace D 0:0
Chelsea v Watford H 4:0
Liverpool v Leicester H 2:1
Man City v Sunderland H 2:0
Swansea v West Brom D 2:2
Tottenham v Norwich H 2:0
Newcastle v Everton D 1:1
Southampton v Arsenal A 0:2
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| My predictions for round 2. Got them in just before the deadline luckily.
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| The scores are in for the girlieball round.
Congratulations to debaser for an all-correct round, brilliant stuff. I have unfortunately had to disqualify the entry, since although debaser sent his entry in in time on his planet, sadly due to (I presume) time dilation and wormholes, it didn't land on the RLFannies server until Sunday. Harsh I know, but sometimes I have to be.
Scores achieved, and RAB Factor points awardedhttp://i.imgur.com/P8ZHGz6.png" >
Don't forget the deadline is looming for entrants for Round 3, which is developing into a sizzling battle. Literary genius. Who knew?
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| What!!!! It's an outrage. I can't be held responsible for technical failure. I forgot what a complete fix this game is. That's two years in a row that I have been shafted.
BTW, where is tigertot? Skiving tw*t.
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| I spent ages typing in my entry for the next round, then went to check the meaning of floccinaucinihilipilification and by the time I got back on, the writing was gone. That is a genuine excuse. I can't be bothered typing it in again.
Needless to say, it was amazing.
And seeing as I was robbed on the last round I should have some points on this one.
Especially seeing as tigertot, my so called team mate is about as much use as a chocolate teapot.
And by the way, Ferocious aardvark is a very lovely man.
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755_1290430740.jpg “At last, a real, Tory budget,” Daily Mail 24/9/22
"It may be that the honourable gentleman doesn't like mixing with his own side … but we on this side have a more convivial, fraternal spirit." Jacob Rees-Mogg 21/10/21
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| Quote: debaser "
Especially seeing as tigertot, my so called team mate is about as much use as a chocolate teapot.'"
I'm back, been in the Lakes for a week without access to a PC but access to plenty of water. Currently trying to track down my 87 year old Mum lost somewhere between Romania & Luton.
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1271.jpg Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Mark Twain
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| Which lakes?
I've been on dry land for a week is a more specific address than "the lakes"....
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755_1290430740.jpg “At last, a real, Tory budget,” Daily Mail 24/9/22
"It may be that the honourable gentleman doesn't like mixing with his own side … but we on this side have a more convivial, fraternal spirit." Jacob Rees-Mogg 21/10/21
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| Them big ponds in Cumbria.
Mum located in a taxi north of Luton.
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1271.jpg Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
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| Ah, yes - good to hear your mum has found a job with the taxis, best she hangs on to it as they're not too easy to find these days. A Mum with 'the knowledge'! I'm impressed!
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Others/combustable.gif Red Amber and Black Fantasy Rugby League Champion 2012.
By far the most sensible posts on this thread have come from mystic eddie. - copyright Ewwenorfolk 09.04.2013
Aye, and Eddie is hinting at it too. And, as we all know:
Mystic Eddie has been right all along! - copyright vbfg 05.01.2017:Others/combustable.gif |
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| Quote: debaser "
And by the way, Ferocious aardvark is a very lovely man.'"
I demand a drugs test.
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| Right, your papers have been returned from marking by Salman Rushdie and the following scores have been awarded1. TEAM SPECTRE
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