right i want keitel, jodl, krebs and burgdof to stay in the room.

HOW DARE YOU! Did you respond to my request for a better caption? You set the precedent for letting the team down. I've had private messages from the rest of team ebola saying how upset they were about it. But we must pull together to defeat the rest of the bolshie scum.

Welcome to the Matt Orford Loyalty Collective mate!!!

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Gone for a hero theme as its probably how he sees himself

So far, these are the entries submittedTeam SJS – Sweaty Jockstrap Suckers
jayb (Captain)
tigertot
thepimp007 - ENTRY SUBMITTED
vbfg- ENTRY SUBMITTED
bobsmyuncle



Team MOLC - Matt Orford Loyalty Collective
Bullinenemyland (Captain) - ENTRY SUBMITTED
broadybull
Steel City Bull - ENTRY SUBMITTED
Terrace singer
pulsator2k7


Team Ebola
Pumpetypump (Captain) - ENTRY SUBMITTED
roger daly
Bullseye
debaser - ENTRY SUBMITTED
Oldham St Annes RLFC

Come on captain. Get a grip of your team.

Where are your leadership credentials?

You didn't ask for any when you nominated me as I recall.

There's plenty of space around Nigel as he makes room for another petit four.

Right, entries for Round 1 are now closed, and the judges verdict and points and standings after Round 1 will be announced once Oldham St. Annes have completed the scoring for the round.

Meanwhile the challenge for Round 2 is currently being checked by Vladimir Putin but will be revealed shortly.

Dang! I was just about to submit my amazing entry.

Your message above is far funnier than any entry you would have made, so your lack of engagement has not been totally wasted. With respect.

Meh. Tell that to the teammates you let down. Tell that to your fans if your team ends up losing the RAB Factor title by a point. They pay their money and deserve better. Shame on you.

PS Can you post it anyway so I can do a rather fittingly Bullseye-style "Look what you could have won.." joke?

I've been away,I don't know how to put pictures on here

"Nigel Wood in space"

Wouldn't of thought there would be much space wherever Nigel Wood is

That's funny. Best entry yet.

That's wotprtj some points. Surely.

And not just because he is on my team.

The judges scores are in, and here they come, also I will pick out some of the judges comments:

“Be vigilant” by Pumpety pump
“We were highly impressed with Pumpetypump’s obvious astronomical knowledge, as Uranus does, indeed, have rings (9 of them) a fact which is not known by most of the population. We were unsure whether the picture’s vertical misalignment was intended to evoke a feeling of hovering weightlessly is space, or just indicative of a luddite-like inability to even post a simple image properly, but it works. We would have liked more graphic detail of Uranus (or probably not, actually) but the entrant has gone to astonishing lengths to get absolutely right the actual distance that Nigel Wood would need to be to be in a stable orbit around the planet given their relative masses.
We score this entry 4.2”
Untitled by bullinenemyland
“Brilliant allusions to the fake Moon landing conspiracy theories (eg starts visible, which in daylight would not be possible; the accidental inclusion of a McDonalds near the studio, the misaligned shadows indicating multiple light sources etc). The image is a clear allegory of corruption and greed and the concept is well thought through. However due to a lingering doubt that this is 100% the entrant’s own work, (the signature “Rog” is a giveaway) the score has been adjusted.
Bullinenemyland therefore scores 3.8”

Untitled by vbfg
“Simple yet brilliant in its concept and execution, a stunning tour de force, perfect for the spirit of the competition. Particularly eyecatching was the clever use of a Red Arrow to indicate the position of the subject, the counterpoint between an agile, supersonic jet and an immobile lump of lard being near genius.
We will score vbfg 4.9”

“Nigel Wood is adamant” by Steel City Bull
“The judges would firstly like to highly commend the entrant for his dedication and persistence in tracking down the subject to take the photo in the first place. Additional marks have been awarded for his foresight in having taken with him a camera of almost sufficient wide format to take in much of the subject, even though sadly the girth of the subject has obviously been slimmed down in Photoshop to fit within the screen, it is still commendable. Not many people have side by side monitors.
We’ll give it 4.7”

“Awesome effort” by debaser
A novel concept which with a bit more work would have scored higher. Neither Uranus nor the subject, sadly, are in reality encased in a white block, but the idea of physically removing him from this planet to a location in the outer solar system was appealing to the judges.
All in all, scores 3.6”

“Hero” by thepimp007
“This astonishing artwork is, we are certain, entirely original, and so the judges assume that we have here discovered a new talent, on a pat with Michelangelo. In fact we are sure we have seen something similar on the roof of the Sistine Chapel, but not as good.
We have to give it 5!”

“Plenty of space” by tigertot
The imaginative use of a scene from one of the entrant’s well-known Ilkley orgies is noted and appreciated. However we have felt the need to mark it down a little for having invited the subject in the first place. Plus it’s just a copied picture of Mr Creosote, you lazy feckless twwat. On the other hand the judges did like the extremely tenuous link.
We score this one 3.2”


The bonus available for this round was 5 points but no team posted a full set of entries and so the team posting most entries is TEAM SJS and they get the 5 bonus points


STANDINGS at the end of Round 1

TEAM SJS – 18.1
TEAM MOLC – 8.5
TEAM EBOLA – 7.8

RAB FACTOR ROUND 2

Right you ugly lot, the next challenge is to post your high score on Turtle Odyssey at
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If you go to the main page, you will find this game on the TOP ROW, near the top right hand corner. Here is a picture for the hard of thinking, the clue is that a big fekkoff arrow is pointing at the right buttonhttps://i.imgur.com/1A1rG5g.png" >

When you have got a high score take a screenshot and post your screenshot here like sohttps://i.imgur.com/WDoYMPM.png" >

The competition will CLOSE at 18:00 on Saturday 27/09/2014

Happy Hunting!