Why do i have to get the Granny

I keep getting Bravissimo 'pop ups'.... Yes my name is David...but didn't think my 'man boobs' were that Big !!!!

They are advertising Glasses Direct on mine maybe trying to tell me something .

I think they're lovely, it's the honeymoon in Syria I'm not that keen on.

The one with the moustache is growing on me

I get fat, middle-aged, racist UKIP bigot. Surely I can't be the only one?

Well I got an ad for the new fiat 500 and advice on tax for contractors.

I must be boring.

I'm sure they would all have the hots for you.

Keeping clicking lads [and lasses, and those who are not too sure..] - my understanding is that RLFans is paid by the click and it keeps our board free. The Russian beauties are exceptional I have to say, I'd certainly give some of them a click....

Ive just got 90% off a nice new Maxi dress

I get beggar all because compromised ads are the most successful malware attack vector and I'd rather burn the place to the ground than turn my ad blocker off.

I recently bought a new fridge freezer. I am now constantly getting ads for fridge freezers, mostly from the company from which I bought the fridge freezer. How many fridge freezers do they think I need?

My in-laws, a retired couple, have a fridge in the kitchen, a full-height fridge & a separate full-height freezer in the utility room & a freezer in the garage. By that ratio, I would say 3 normal size fridge/freezers per person.

The only advert I get at the top is for Islamic relief. Apparently during the last Ramadan I helped raise loads.

With me getting single Muslim ladies, could that be classed as some sort of Islamic relief