Yet another bizarrely worded match report by the Bulls. Does anyone know who writes them?

The writing style is odd. The tweets/articles coming out at the moment are littered with errors. It might just be me but I find it extremely frustrating!

Monsieur le Taureau via google translate.

Being written by students as part of their coursework apparently. Needs sorting as it's making club look amateur at moment.

I thought it was written by Arthur Bostrom, the guy who played the gendarme in Allo Allo. Although his dialogue was easier to follow, as I recall.

Anyway, it's a bloody embarrassment.

I assume from the standard of English that it's primary school students.

I like it, spelling mistakes aside. Its a reminder of where we are at: hardly the slick PR pap that a paid bull- polisher would produce. Idiosyncratic in extremis. If you want more polished prose, get a more polished team.

On the bad end of, 'as expected', I suppose.

With players missing and going down to 16 early on, it wasn't too bad to be fair, but it was never a game where anyone seriously expected us to pick up points, so nil desperandum, and let's work to get up for next week.

Anyone keep programme from yesterday? Apparently Ormsby listed as number 33 for us?. Guess program had gone to printers before loan deal fell through.

Thank you very much to all the travelling fans yesterday, you are a credit to the club despite the hard times. Bloody annoying at times but the noise you made non stop was excellent, it's worth a couple of points on the scoreboard for your guys.
Hope the journey home went well fir everyone

Why did it fall through? Is it completely off the cards now?

It fell through because Huddersfield need him. He played for them in the last game. Jermaine McGillvary has gone down with an injury that puts him out 6-8 weeks I believe, and now Gaskell is out too who's been playing at fullback. Jake Mamo hasn't yet played a game for them. Once they're all back, he may become available again, but at the moment they need him themselves.

Thanks for that, makes sense. We may not need him by then, assuming Caro isn't too far off, Phoenix is arriving before too long and depending on injuries.

Does anyone know if the game will be uploaded onto YouTube like the previous matches?

I saw some highlights on London Bronco's channel but I'd quite like to see the whole game.