1st post.

Be prepared people, methinks we're about to have a super troll on our hands.

Not if our friendly Mods run it off first, since it is clearly bent on causing trouble and destabilising threads -and that's an offence under the AUP, innit?

Probably an alias of one of the usual suspects anyway.

It's pathetic to sponsor two up and coming youngsters trying to break into the first team?

Get off the computer and do your homework or your mummy will be telling you off.


Tool.

Don't rise to it!!! That's what it wants!!!

Batten down the hatches...

You know I can't help it, it really grinds my gears

Does my head in too, tbh, and if I was dictator I'd have them flayed to within an inch of their miserable lives (OK..maybe forget the inch...) but they are attention-seekers that thrive on the oxygen of responses. They don't like being laughed at, but the most wounding response to them is to ignore them. It drives them wild when they realise that we have all recognised them for the little nobodies that they are. And I'm sure we can all find we can live with THAT with total equanimity?

I recommend [uDETROLLIFICATION[/u

Trolls like to read and re-read what they view as their comedic genius or blinding thrust of wit over and over while they w@nk in their tissues; so what I recommend is editing their post to make it AUP compliant.

Also, there is some sort of a point buried in there, if you strip out the nonsense.

So it might read:



Job done. Free speech preserved, point remains 'out there' to be discussed, nobody else needs read the stripped-out nonsensical sub-text and the corresponding reduction in the use of tissues will help save the rainforests. Result.

You [icould [/itry that, although I am given to understand that [uDECAPITATION[/u has a much higher success rate...

I think the amateurishness & stupidity of the post is great. I can't wait for the next instalment.

Lets just chill and igmore

OK, but how do you ig in the first place?