No, it's all getting too weird now.

I have just seen a pig fly past my house.

Not at all. I said he'd got one thing right in 107 posts - I'd say that was fairly damning, too.

Your reaction to it rather proved me right, as well.

In all seriousness the EXTREME posts from your account came across as exactly that, a hacking. I can assure you categorically that the moderators of this board did not, and indeed cannot, obtain your login details even if we wanted to.

You need to PM us to discuss.

First time in 1026 posts for you then.

Nope, you two just aren't trying hard enough, have you not been paying enough attention to LD and FA? thats how you argue, none of this one line succinct nonsence....must try harder

I normally but a full stop after nope when I start it a sentence like that



This is a typical straw man because they never said they were trying hard



Gratuitous mention of FA and LD. Is that the best you can do?



If you can't spell nonsense I will assume you were trying to put "nonce sense" and that's against the AUP

No, get stuffed.

Apologies someone seems to have hacked into my account.

Far be it from me to speculate who it may have been, but I would not be surprised if it were someone with a level of control over the forum.....

Bite my FATWAD you EFFING JEFFIN Purple gitbank. It's fartknockers like you that make Are Ell a crapp y northern sport. with your 6 fingered hands. I want all tigers to get turned into rugs gibbon-headed gravalax.

I may have once when I was about 15 and very drunk, found myself in the company of as I recall, a rather stout lady behind the Mecca, but that aside I've never had sex with a whale

Oh my god. Dad?

An intelligent post for once. I reckon someone has hacked YOUR account PP.

However, I doubt that it would have been yourself as you have absolutely NO control over this board.