You can see why its Alexei Sayle playing me in the movie of my life now.

No good pulling a face, we all know it's you Phelan, you evil bastarrd. Leave that Gary alone!

Oh yes,just to pass a bit of time till we are put out of our misery,who would play F.A. and Mystic Eddie

I will go for Jimmy Krankie for Mystic Eddie and Gok Wan for FA

He left me for dead. The ginger scumbag!

No no no! Give him a hug. Find some emoticons that suggest you forgive him and love him like a brother.

The sort of brother that you hide in the attic perhaps but a brother nonetheless.

I have a crazy brother and I hide him in the attic. And most of the time I point at him and tell him he's bonkers.

Also, I think this pinpointed attack on my personal circumstances is a breach of the AUP. You should be ashamed.

The attic?

You can't handle the attic.

I hate Ridlerbulls demented attic-ridden Brother almost as much as I hate the risen Jesus.

It's a fair cop. He's a pain in the .

I'm thinking of installing an intercom so I can guilt you into putting the kettle on while I'm up there.