I am planning on using this thread almost exclusively to offer barely lucid faff. However, I reluctantly accept that some of you may wish to make sense.

Well, yeah - I definitely set of with what was, [imore or less[/i, 'barely lucid faff', but then, think I maybe, took a wrong turn somewhere and it ended up[i looking like [/i'sense', though on closer inspection, I think you'll find it doesn't really even qualify as [ibarely[/i lucid faff..

Onwards and upwards!

I hear from inside contacts at the CERN lab that the Large Hadron Collider is closing in on a rare exotic particle, we had the lepton, hadron, fermion and boson, we may be on the verge of seeing the ferguson.

The Feguson particle only appears once for every ten Olbison appearances.

But it's nowhere near as rare as the Siejka

True..and nowhere as rare as the Offerdahl

Nor the Higham, which was once thought not to exist, but has actually made cameo appearances as a visitor whilst wearing some strange red and white garb. His appearances could almost be described as 'biblical', with the obvious difference that he usually appears from the west rather than the east - and, of course, he is rarely the answer to [iour[/i prayers.

Last I heard of him he was working in a vegetarian curry house.

Wa wa waaaah.

https://twitter.com/WigToday/status/628214261668552704

https://twitter.com/WigToday/status/628214261668552704

That's even funnier than my comment.

Thought this thread was all about injustice? And also the fact that in a later injustice served up by Steve Ganson, when he eventually agreed that we (and the millions of viewers who saw the injustice on Sky were right and he was wrong, which like the voluntary tackle by Chris Joint cost us victory against Saints and Leeds. At least Smith bugg...d off to Australia whilst Ganson was promoted to the highest office (probably on the 3rd floor, if Red Hall is multi story) at the RFL.
Yes it was right on both counts!!

Nah. Macaroons, mostly

Macca [istill[/i gets into every thread.