I've had a spot of bother at Keighley in the past too. Nothing serious though, and when a friend hired the club house for a party I took several opportunities to pi55 in your in-goal area.

I consider the matter settled.

Was it the scoreboard end? The grass always looks much lusher there.

It's the end furthest away from town, whichever end that is.

That'll be the one nearest the bar.

So you're the one! It's become a bit of a legend at Cougar Park. Apparently one of the bar staff spotted your excursions and filled your drink in kind.

The groundsman considers the matter settled.