215. Tame Tupou.
216. Thinking Tame Tupou is a winger.
217. Thinking that Tame Tupou is a prop.
218. Thinking that Tame Tupou might maybe make a centre.
219. John Inman.
220. Only Fools and Horses coming back with appalling episodes.
221. Bullseye with Dave S.
222. Glaswegians.
223. Glasvegas.
224. Nigel Bond failing to gain his rightful place as World Professional Snooker Champion.
225. Daniel making the top 12 in X Factor.
226. Solomona for not delivering [iour[/i X Factor.

227: Semolina

228. Me spending the best part of a day writing a song about his alter ego McBanana
230. Messing Nero about - playing him unfit all over the park
231. Solomonas weight and dewclining fitness
232. The failure of Neromania day
233. The poor unhealthy food that is unfit for human consumption at Odsal on a matchday
234. My kids getting suspended from school
235. Installing a £35,000 toilet to cope with Solomonas conspicuous consumption during training (no doubt the local pizza hut will be saved from the recession though)

I heard that rumour.

236. WHSmith running out of colouring books in Bradford in the run up to the xmas

237. ....and stationers in Townsville, Melbourne and Newcastle suffering the same fate during October and November.

238: Jar Jar Binks
239: The film "The Spirit"
240:Mel Gibson's Apocalypso
241: Alien vs Predator

242. Rebecca Adlington not being very attractive.

That's quite good.

243. Scotland
244. Fake Scots
245. My work
246. Fall of the Roman Empire

Well, a certain Mr. Nero had a part to play setting a bad precedent for later emperors with all his orgies and fiddling, although technically it was McBanana's fault for playing him out of position

anyway......

247. The "UFO" incident in Lincolnshire.

(in McNamara's case this stands for, Useless Fourth Official)

248. ME leaving RA&B