199: Not being allowed to have comedy monkey butlers
200: Isreal's attack on Gaza
201: People who use air quotes
202: Hitler only having one ball
203: The film "Howard the Duck"
204: Wyle E Coyote's failure to capture the Road Runner
204: "Zero" soft drinks
205: Today's weather
206: The eventual end of the universe
207: Semi permiable membrains
208: The UK's over-relance on overseas gas
209: Rio Ferdinand missing his drug tests
210: Micheal Jackson's plastic surgery
211: Rumours of John Wayne being gay
212: Rumours of Julian Clarey being gay
213: Rumours of Julian Clarey being straight
214: Rumours of Julian Clarey being a time-travelling dinosaur from Mars

215. Tame Tupou.
216. Thinking Tame Tupou is a winger.
217. Thinking that Tame Tupou is a prop.
218. Thinking that Tame Tupou might maybe make a centre.
219. John Inman.
220. Only Fools and Horses coming back with appalling episodes.
221. Bullseye with Dave S.
222. Glaswegians.
223. Glasvegas.
224. Nigel Bond failing to gain his rightful place as World Professional Snooker Champion.
225. Daniel making the top 12 in X Factor.
226. Solomona for not delivering [iour[/i X Factor.

227: Semolina

228. Me spending the best part of a day writing a song about his alter ego McBanana
230. Messing Nero about - playing him unfit all over the park
231. Solomonas weight and dewclining fitness
232. The failure of Neromania day
233. The poor unhealthy food that is unfit for human consumption at Odsal on a matchday
234. My kids getting suspended from school
235. Installing a £35,000 toilet to cope with Solomonas conspicuous consumption during training (no doubt the local pizza hut will be saved from the recession though)

Agreed. When we signed him from Wakefield I thought we had a gem. He is just far too overweight.

I heard that rumour.

236. WHSmith running out of colouring books in Bradford in the run up to the xmas

237. ....and stationers in Townsville, Melbourne and Newcastle suffering the same fate during October and November.

238: Jar Jar Binks
239: The film "The Spirit"
240:Mel Gibson's Apocalypso
241: Alien vs Predator

242. Rebecca Adlington not being very attractive.

That's quite good.