You are Derek Beaumont and I claim my 5 pounds.




Ps. if you think this is an invitation for me to argue with a board member of a professional rugby league club about alleged swearing it's not. I've had enough of those for one week.

Nothing to do with Mr Beaumont, so if that was you having a go at being a comedian then your better looking for a new job .You lost .....End of !!!.. The game was played as it should of been played and meant a great deal to both sides to win their first game .I was merely saying its a rugby league game , stop moaning and focus on your next match ...let it go now its getting boring .

Yeah whatever degsy!

Anyway you're the one dragging it up I'd forgotten about it. You won one match there's no trophy for that get over it chill out ffs.

You're really boring me now.

It is? Thank you so much for taking the time to point this out. I am sure everyone else will be as astonished at this insight as I was.


Wait... it's "boring" ... but you're still here? Being such an insightful guy, surely you could have worked out what to do if being here bores you? A better question would be why on earth do you think we would care if you were getting bored?

You must be related to the other comic ...it took me a moment to see how you had very cleverly used my user name "markypants"...to "wetmypants " then you tricked me again and used "shatmypants"....no doubt you did both in yours Sunday after that second half from Leigh .... Cheerio sulkypants !

42 pages of....

Everyone's quit concentrating on the game and are splitting off into their own little battles that run and run. Seems to be Leigh's thing.

<runs and hides>

Nah, just gently ribbing through the device of playground humour. But sulk? Hardly! If ya wanna know what I thought about the game then you could have read what I put! Novel, I know ...

We're getting as much bickering done as we can now, because from the looks of their forum there isn't a single, solitary Haven fan on these boards to argue with about Sunday's game!

He actually said all that in his post in that order. True that true story.

Nice one Derek

Haven fans are a solitary bunch! A lot of their fans are on havenfans.co.uk but it is 'members only' i'm afraid. There are one or two on here though from time to time.

Out of interest, how many of them - if any - should we expect at Odsal on Sunday?

Might get 60 or so

It's been a long-standing 'joke' amongst Championship fans that there's no such thing as a forward pass in SL. You must have seen one or two go unpunished in previous seasons? It's all this technical stuff about the angle of the passers' wrists when he releases the ball, but I would much prefer to say that, if the ball ends up in front of where it's passed from, then surely it's gone forward? (by the way I am in no way disputing your opinion on that incident as I haven't seen the replay of it yet)

Thanks for the reply and like I tried to say this isn't posted as a bitter Bull more staggering disbelief as to how he missed it bearing in mind he was in the perfect position. Not even sure we can blame camera angles on this one?