I hope you ridicule him

Is he a wuss or just watching his waistline?

Oh he gets it big time. He's a puss, Adey. He even orders Korma.

You must find it so embarrassing...I guess it's like a public duty, though? Doing your bit for society and all that?

So comforting after weeks away eating forin' muck to arrive LBA and drive down the road to Murgatroyd's.
Same as a long driving trip up the M1 and popping into the Mermaid at Morley - of for the more discerning the Tingley Bar.

Sounds to me like he's got a chip on his shoulder.

Salty's on wibsey roundabout has improved in the past 3/4 year, also beacon road chippy, always a long queue but worth the wait.

Yup, the Beacon Road chippy is the one for me. Altho' I do like the Spam Fritters down at Friar Tucks

Cooperville fisheries arn't too bad down cooper lane ??

Is that the one where you have to crawl through the door to get in?

Depends if you go after you have been to the pub or not...