OPTION 7. We sign Micky Higham and immediately swap him with the ghost of Terry Newton. He moves furniture around in Carvells house forcing him to move to Hull but William Wilberforce is haunting THAT house so he comes back to Bradford.

And then there's THAT incident in the Rhubarb shed that we can't mention because its [isub pubis[/i

Option 6 or Option 7! Theres only one way to find out.....FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow,I'm really confused now about which option is the best

Forriner comes to Bradford, wanders around aimlessly producing nothing, but getting paid huge amounts. He'll be taking up valuable resources at BRI next, him & his interpreter. It's a joke & a disgrace, hey Roger?

Have we signed Forriner? Brilliant, he is a quality player. Will add much needed size to the pack.

Mind you, I bet Hull will come and steal him soon. Have heard they love Forriners in Hull.

You're as cold as ice, debaser.

But at least he's willing to sacrifice. Unlike that poo-poo head Carvell.

Was that an attempted dig at me

Very good!

Option 837:

Wake up to realise it is actually 11/2/04, not 11/02/14. And all this crap has been one big long nightmare but it never happened.

We are still triple-champions, and looking forward to seeing off Penrith at the McAlpine.

And Iestyn Harris is nowhere on the radar, and JP has vowed to stay a one-club man.

And, just to show that the theory of alternative realities DOES have some credibility, Sir James has not yet hung his boots up, Sir Daniel has not yet gone back to Oz and indeed signed a new 3-year contract, and - way before its time - someone dicovered that Odsal sits on top of the biggest shale oil deposit in the northern hemisphere.

Now, where were we? Have I had my tea yet...?

I wonder what Matt Orford is up to at the moment.

Wash your mouth out!

I'm hoping he's been selected for the permanent Mars colony.

Forget Carvell, we would have dropped him anyway to sign Morley just before the playoffs.

Keep an eye out for Leon's younger brother Karl.

He'll have a big future at this club.

They both will.

The new Paul brothers I'd say.