Busted flush straw man

Good afternoon all. My name is Craig and I am a snipe-aholic.

Your real name to username ratio is worse than most because your username contains a plausible real name.

I thought usernames had to be your real name. I know mine is.

But obviously Sir Debaser in real life.

That is not a very Christian thing to say.

So to clarify.
Nothing to back up the £1m claim, apart from your mate Omar saying it,, but being proved to be 40%
No details on which solicitor you say is handling the fake case number you have made up. No details on which parties this fake case number relates to. Case numbers aren't publicly available and are only posted on the day of the case listing, but you have one?

Now your mate, who was curiously online at exactly the same time as you in the early hours says you're a lawyer.

Marc Green is very disappointed to have lost his appeal. Are you giving him the legal advice he says he has had before making his next move?

You are just derailing the thread now. We are all clearly talking about our real names. Come on, spill the beans.

You fibber.

We know your name is Algernon Arbuthnot of Montmorency de Baser.

And you were stripped of your knighthood after that incident with the pigeon. FACT.

I like this "real name" thing. It makes us all seem like friends again. I particularly like how Ferocious Aardvark sounds like he would be a terrifying wild animal, when we all know that he really is just a big pussycat.

Or something like that anyway.

Never mind all that stuff. What's your real name? Is it League or Dweeb? And is it Mr or Mrs or Ms?

Stewart or Duffy?
Nilsha or Reading Bull?

Stop crowbarring Duffy into your posts you scamp!

Huh! I can beat you all with having my real name as a username, the IAC bit is ALL my initials and the bull is just so I don't forget which club I support..

The real truth, is that when I first went onto a message board at the scrag end of the 1990s, [it was the old Bulls 'official' board] at the end of my very first post I just stuck on my initials. Only to find that everyone else had a weird and wonderful concoction which made my initials look a bit lame [I think 'Jellyhead' was my favourite...]so I stuck Bull in front. So that's how Ian became Bulliac.