Now I know why you will NEVER see Jimmy Lowes and Nookie Bear side by side .

Don't despair guys. I think there may yet be one more twist before the start of next season.

Are you suggesting a new coach?

Your obsession with me is slightly worrying now.

FWIW I would never park anywhere in Wakefield. I have nice Pirelli tyres on my alloys and the temptation for the local yokels would be too much I fear.

Still, why they would need wheels for their horse and cart is a mystery.

Wakefield should have had a private car park and CCTV with security patrolling every 20 minutes for all you rich Bradfordonians. We all know how safe it is to park in the Oslum area.

I'm not sure Wakefield could afford it. Maybe just get it ready for when we play you again in the middle 8's next year.

Last time we visited Odsal we had a few cars damaged. So don't take the moral high ground.

Edward the most worrying thing as far as I'm concerned is that you think that anybody of sound mind would be obsessed with you.
Most people take their caravans to the seaside, not park them on the doorstep of the club their playing in a play off final, how you came into possession of the pirelli's and the alloys is none of my business really, although you could perhaps explain to me why you fear that the temptation might be too great for the locals' to relieve you of your prize possessions' when in fact as you put it they all share a horse and cart, now that Edwin is mystic

You are Jean Capdouze and I claim my five pounds!

The most worrying thing as far as I am concerned is that you clearly think that you have a sound mind.

I am neither rich, nor Bradfordian.

I sympathise. It is hard to get spare parts for Austin Montegos these days.

Usually park on Elm Tree Street opposite the ground and never had a problem in the 25yrs I've been visiting Belle Vue.

I've also never had an issue parking at Odsal. I grew up around there (Odsal and Low Moor) so I know its an alright place to live. I've never understood the notion of Odslum any more than when fans call Headingley Shedingley?

Think both grounds have their charms and identity and would rather watch a game at both than at a stadium like Huddersfield which has absolutely no atmosphere at all.

I'm really looking forward to the second leg. I don't think eight points is too big a gap, plus we have 16 away points.