I'm just trying to work in a joke about how they'd be better than the feckless Kopczak and Carvell.

To be fair what announcements do you want??

Should the fans be kept up to date that the electric bill was paid today???

Or maybe that the lines have just been repainted.

Where are all those who demanded the heads of the RFL for not giving daily updates through the process?

Don't be facetious, we may be gullible, but nobody would swallow THAT one ...

Anyway and as a small protest against the deafening silence and the re-emerging feelings of impending doom, I have resolved to give up eating my greens unless and until things look up. You marc my words.

For Bulls fans after the last few years of financial upheaval - knowing we can actually pay the bills is big news, sure the electricity supplier would be relieved as well

After the last few months have been like a bad sitcom, I await news we're moving in with City. A Marc Green and Mark Lawn partnership is meant to be.

Lawn Green. Bonanza!

That Hoss would make a decent prop

He couldnt hit a thing, wasnt Ponderousa named after him?

Rumour currently going round odsal that Mr Green is looking to sell pretty soon. Let's see what tomorrow's press release brings.

At least this is great for employment. The RFL will have to have a permanent staff to keep assessing the fit and proper test for our serial owners. I understand that the boardroom is also to be fitted with a revolving door, to save time.