Best chippy I go to is Murgatroyds. I love that place.

You are not wrong there, Billy Murg's Special's are right on the money

Seconded.

Indeed. No good if you are on a diet, mind!

Oh yes. They are the bees knees. I get a Billy Murgs special, my friend gets poached fish with new taters. What a daft lad.

That is true.

Our lass spat out a mouth of coffee when the waitress asked me 'Do you want peas with your Billy?'

Other great chippy's of the past and present

Northcliffe Fisheries (now Drakes)
Quinlans (on Victoria Road, Saltaire) t
Websters (top road, saltaire)

Didn't take that Keighley muppets comments too well

I hope you ridicule him

Is he a wuss or just watching his waistline?

Oh he gets it big time. He's a puss, Adey. He even orders Korma.

You must find it so embarrassing...I guess it's like a public duty, though? Doing your bit for society and all that?

So comforting after weeks away eating forin' muck to arrive LBA and drive down the road to Murgatroyd's.
Same as a long driving trip up the M1 and popping into the Mermaid at Morley - of for the more discerning the Tingley Bar.

Sounds to me like he's got a chip on his shoulder.

Salty's on wibsey roundabout has improved in the past 3/4 year, also beacon road chippy, always a long queue but worth the wait.

Yup, the Beacon Road chippy is the one for me. Altho' I do like the Spam Fritters down at Friar Tucks

Cooperville fisheries arn't too bad down cooper lane ??