Look, I've got no personal axe to grind with you Eddie but you ought to give it a rest IMO. New Year and all that..

It's a war of the baldies in this thread..

[sizeHappy[/size New Year, ME

Of course, IF you`re actually happy to live in a state of being depressed and miserable then you would, very naturally, feel it would be only nice and neighbourly to spread sadness and depression around.
That`s the sort of motivation that I assume, say Jehovah`s Witnesses or Mormons have, when they spoil your afternoon..........................

There are Rumours that he has a full blown wallposter of Marvin the Paranoid Android in his bedroom, it used to be of Kryten but he found him to jolly!

I usually get them in a fluster by asking "what number are you then?" meaning, as I explain when asked, "which of the 144,000 going to heavenly paradise are you? Given that there are millions of you guys now..." They usually bluster something about an earthly paradise for the heavenly rejects, and I ask is that in Las Vegas and does that mean they are recruiting under false pretenses although Las Vegas wouldn't be so bad, and they scuttle off for some odd reason...

...sorry, as you were...

By comparision, Kryten would be a fully paid-up member of the PT?

Awww. Getting a wee troop together. How touching.

Happy new year to you ME

Get over yourself! I assume you revel in the amount of replies you generate, even if most do wonder whether you've a screw loose.

I didn't think he had one screw fully screwed in.

The kind of thing that keeps a message board going you mean? What a strange thing to do.

Nice bite BTW.